Cause you're ugly
The ones I didn't expect
When i sold George Zimmerman that gun. Bad idea.
The souls of every ginger I've ever met. Sorry Maloneys.
Red by T Swiz
Giving tourists directions. It's a waste of time because they either don't listen or forget 5 minutes later.
Make it up! Chinese: Ching chow ling po wing wang fo
My hips don't lie.
The Magic School Bus
A mask? Dumbass....
When someone chokes on their food then says "I almost died man. I love you bro." LOL
I'm a Little Teapot
Everyone who hasn't given their life to serve God
Honey Boo Boo,
No. I have dreamed I married Taylor Swift since I was 12. </3
Tami Parton or Conchita Johnson
Harper when we put her in bed
To buy sh*t I don't need
A cow stuffed animal named Tina Cohen-Chang that I bought on a sketchy boat in Chattanooga.
Not all shows. Youll be fine if you watch Honey Boo Boo or Jersey Shore. But stay away from everything else unless you want to be dumb.
You're so great. Thanks beautiful
Russia, Canada, Montana, Germany, and Nursing Homes
More wishes
A god
I usually give it. But if I need advice the first person I usually go to is Mackenzie Yaksic. Love you babe