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Omg :') I demand a sequel to the love story about jeffe now

Part II inspired by Shakespeare
ZAP! "Duh hell bitch?" Jeffe shouted. She let out a few sparks due to the colossal orgasm Jeffe gave her, so she accidentally shocked him. "Don't talk to me like that asshole," she told him. "Sorry baby, I just... You hurt me," Jeffe said as he let out a little tear. "Stop being a fucking pussy and lay down on your back," she demanded. Jeffe, being whipped af, had no choice but to do as she said. He turned around and laid back. "My turn," she whispered into his ear. Jeffe liked the sound of this. He spread out his arms and legs as far as they could go. He wanted to please her. She started at the bottom. She climbed onto Jeffe's foot, and ran up his body by flipping over continuously. She vibrated every other flip, striking Jeffe with an intense sensation. She made her way up his leg, and made it to his underwear. "Baby," she softly said, "you've got a text message... for your dick;)))))" she proceeded to slip under Jeffe's underpants, going lower and lower, vibrating every now and then. It was a challenging journey to get to his willy as she had to battle with his pubic hair , getting tangled along the way. She eventually made it to Jeffe's cock. "Jeffrey Nguyen, you have a phone call incumming;)))))" Jeffe's phone purposely called itself, and began to vibrate vigorously. Jeffe faced up and closed his eyes. The vibrating got more intense. Jeffe was reaching half mast. The vibrating continued and continued to get more violent that it shook the entire bed. Jeffe clenched the bed sheet in pleasure, gritting his teeth. Jeffe couldn't take it anymore. He let his wiener spring into full mast. It ripped straight through his underwear, exposing itself completely. It was standing straight up. Full 90 degree angle. It's veins bulged. The head got bigger. It showed no shame, no mercy. It was a confident penis. And then, the eruption. Semen blasted out of that thing like lava would out of one of those volcanoes a fifth grader would make for a school project. It shot up into the air like a cork would after flicking it off a bottle of whiskey and then oozing down the bottle. Jeffe's steaming cum was all over the bed. It was overflowing off it. Jeffe was bathing in his own sperm. Suddenly, his groin exploded. Jeffe let out a huge monstrous laugh, thinking that it blew another giant load from his hornyness. But he looked down, only to find a pile of ash and smoke. Where his groin should have been. He looked up. His dick was on fire, flying through the air. He had caused his Samsung Galaxy to explode due to being immersed in liquid. Jeffe started bawling. He lost her forever. Deep inside he knew all along that it was not safe to have sex with a cell phone. But love conquers all fears. His bed was now overflowing with tears. Jeffe banged his head against the wall. He kicked his door off the hinges. He fell to his knees. "How duh fuk am I supposed to play Clash of Clans nao!!!!!!!!!!"
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Love story about Jeffe?

The door creaked as it opened. Jeffe squinted his eyes. He knew he was fucked. But he played it cool, and slowly stepped into his bedroom. A flash of light turned on from his bed, nearly blinding him. He turned the light on. "Where were you?" She asked. A drop of sweat ran down Jeffe's forehead. "Uh... I was at the Samsung store... Remember we wanted to get a new tv?" "Uh-huh," she said sarcastically, "and did she help you pick one out?" "What? Not this boashit again" Jeffe replied. He climbed into bed. "I'm sure you were looking at the galaxy phones you piece of shit," she said angrily. "No! I've told you a million times there is no other phone out there that's as perfect as you!" Jeffe said. He picked her up with one hand and stroked her. "I'll prove it to you" Jeffe whispered into her microphone. He laid her down on the center of the bed, face up. Jeffe slowly took off his shirt and hovered over her. He smooched her front facing camera, and kissed all over her screen. "You have the smoothest glass ever baby, even though it's a little cracked from last time ;))))" "oooh, you don't have to remind me about that," she wispered. Jeffe put his hands on her side. He ran his fingers up her body and massaged her volume buttons and sleep button. Jeffe went lower. He slowly opened her SIM tray and massaged the slit. He lifted her bottom up, getting a good look at the dock connector. "I know on the instruction manual that came with you it says this is the dock connector, but between you and me, it's the cock connector ;)))" Jeffe bent down and licked it. Jeffe was turning her on so much, her screen brightness reached its climax, and nearly short-circuited.
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Are you Indian?

I wanted to come up with an extremely elaborate answer to this question and perhaps provide a solution to the hodge conjecture while I was at it, and as much as I didn't want to give a simple "no," I have no other alternative than to answer the question with this:
No

What teacher in school made the most impact on you and why?

Elayne Roberts because she taught me how bad the acoustics were in her classroom <3
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