Jeffrey
Jeffrey
Jeffrey
Jeffrey
What in the shitting nipple meat does that even stand for? Outdated Iron Titty Nectar Beverage?
Thanks for hitting that like button
There is only one thing standing between us that is preventing us from kissing right now. My erection ๐๐๐ and yes
Wow I can't believe that's all Momo sees in Ewok like if he was a toy
No that's on your behalf I wanna hear Momo say it himself or it didn't happen
Go away Momo
One who has qualities of Jeffrey
It's aight I don't even know you so ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Don't you just wanna pet him ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
One Direction โค๏ธ Good thing that's not embarrassing amirite
Then palm trees make contact with my wiener very often ๐
Jeffrey
Hey Jon! ๐
Dick erect 24/7
Jeffrey
My anus is very selective on how much shit it wants to release ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
This one's a toughie because it depends on the amount of shit ejected from the sphincter, but I'll answer honestly. Let's say I take a shit, and the size and mass of the shit is equivalent to a tic tac, then I'd wipe around 3-5 times. If the shit is relatively the same size as an eraser, that would require one to two more wipes, so 4-7 times. Now if the shit I excreted was the size of a corn dog from the OC fair, that would only call for about 8 wipes. Finally, if my asshole erupted bloody diarrhea, it'd only takes a couple of wipes, if I'm using Charmin ultra. All of this is true when I have time to wipe, if I'm in a hurry then I'd quickly wipe once and then rub a stick of deodorant in my asscrack to conceal the remaining smell. I hope this answers your question. :-)
Bj from Jeffe of course ๐
The hole
"You died by death" -an American legend
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