fancy a bit of bogey? yeah? kool.

Nahh I'm alright thanks

should jim join the special forces, would you hope that he flies away to the place in the ocean?

Whatever makes jim happy...

would the pole sit in the hole nicely?

Fucking what

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u had better tell me u silly human

How rude :O

have you got a fan for a cat? or a mouse for a breast?

I have neither of those things

you are fucking hot bled

If you say so haha, thanks xD

Would you rather have a black harmonica player cum on your tits, or have a crumpet up your flange?

Neither thanks o.O

What associations do you have with the word "circus"?

Clowns. Which terrify me. So fear as well.

I think a beard would suit you :) Not that you need it ehhh Potter ;) XoxoxoXO△■ ^PS1 CHEAT CODE GROW A BEARD SORKS!!!

Ya know what, I'm alright thanks xD

Eww seriously what appeals to you about screamo its just all shouting into a microphone about how derpressed they are lol like one time waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back in the day (Febuary) I saw Carcass and they were excellent so shut up just shut up please I think we both now know why.

The fact that you used the term "screamo", wow haha, that's funny xD

potato spud cheese poop

Indeed (Y)

I don't wanna be set on fire by a fucking bucket. I look like the least drug deal-y person in the world.

Well don't get set on fire by a bucket then. There's your solution right there.

I want this... I want this. I love that movie. And I've watched the entire TV show. And the second one comes out in... a couple of weeks. It's beautiful. B-E-A-U-TIFUL.

What movie, what tv show, I'm confused haha xD

whish the chat had tho gho ohver there tho eaht the fhlying charpets

Riiiiiiight... o.O

what egg? when egg? where egg? whittle egg?

Urm, egg?

Metal? Like lead and tin and steel? Or that nasty racket those long hair hobos make?

ALL OF THE METAL \m/

What do you think about more than anything else? Food probably xD 3 days ago What was the last movie you watched? Did you like it? Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King, and of course I fucking did that movie is perfection <3 nigga please the land is not fat enough to feast upon

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So you've copy and pasted my bio into a question. Why?

how many times in the last year have you murdered cats?

I have never murdered any cats :)

what would you do if a giant vagina chased you into a dark alley, only to find yourself trapped by a giant sphincter? the situation would be tough. do you think you have what it takes to defeat evil and save the day?

do you live for the heavy metal or the metal that is heavy?

ALL OF THE METAL \m/

spud, spod and spid all go for a flid, but what does crasp do? bearing in mind, this is a sunday evening on which the daisies are flying in the wind, for they are too weak and limp to hold their own and so they are whisked away by the ghastly breeze

Curl up into the foetal position and weep? I don't fucking know, these questions are so random haha xD

the egg goes first, but then the charcoal follows. they're going down a slide. at which angle and height would the slide need to be if the egg reaches the ground in 3.21 seconds?

how many times could the cow moo if it was dissected and had rainbows inserted into its orifices and then took care of the itch that was bothering her for several minutes?

Giraffe?

Yes, giraffe.

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