Ask @PatrickHMartins:

Bein an French it is my duty to tell you that your country is scary.

Country? Try PLANET.
Murderous jello cubes? Check.
Puppies that wanna rip yer flesh ta bloody ribbons? Check.
Furry, dime-a-dozen sumbitches with lotsa explosives? Check.
F̵̛͢͟U͏̴͘͝C̶͞͝K̨̡̕I̴͜͜͡Ń̢͞҉G̶̨͘͟ ̡̧͘͢͡V̶͝͝͝O̕͟Ǵ̶D͏̴̸͡͝A̶̴̢͞M͏̢̧͞N҉̢҉͟͝ ́̕͢͜͡D҉͘͢E̶̴̴͏͜V͘҉I͢͡͞L͘I҉̵̵̨͜T̸̶̸̨͝E͟҉͡͝S̴?̀͜͜͠ Check.
THE PLANET ITSELF wantin' ya dead? Double check!

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