Pardon me, who are you Sire ? π
Okay-ish. π
No maccha. You must be a Bi.
A unique case of bi where your own sperm fused with your own ovule and tan ta da. Bang bang. Boom boom.
Since it doesn't happen to a Bi. But as I said, you're a total unique person babe. π
No bro. My face is itself bad. No point changing my Dp da. ππ
It's definitely a picture in small clothes. But it's not sexy. Deal with it okay?
What about
No pads many slaps - for free.
Sounds cool?
STFU & sleep.
WATER-EVER CITY-FIES you.
Yea bud, I'm at a payphone trying to call you.
Arabiata, Nerita, Feterita, Paleacrita...
I prefer personal contact. Face to face.
And, I'm not much into my mobile coz,
1st reason, I'm indolent and slothful xD
2nd reason, I don't want to get too distracted xD
Bottom line: I'm scared of conversations only becoming text messages, feelings becoming status updates & arguments becoming phone calls.