No I don't. I mean I used to. But then, When Osama went to World trade centre without me, and them came to my house to stay there for a while, It really hurt. After that I can't trust anyone, I mean how could he go to see those fireworks without me.
President Prime minister Admiral General Doctor Aladeen. Oh Yeah I am an actor too.
Depends on the situation, I normally sit in the back for a better view when its a funny movie like Olympus has fallen but when its a scary movie like "Glory or The Patriot" I sit in the middle.
Killing people, I am good at it. But I have never killed anyone, I just order others to kill them, Plus I never kill an Innocent I just kill People who are handicap or women or don't have sex with me or Ugly. I have codes.
Depends on What am I shopping. If I am buying some weapons from another country then Yes. I love it when they Let me shoot their people for testing the weapons.
I don't read news, I make news.
Underwear. I just hate wearing it. I feel so bound. Its like a Chastity belt for me.
I Love tattoos, I have a lot of tattoos on my body, But they don't stay for a long time, I used to eat this Chewing gum, It had the best tattoos. You could get anything, There was a tattoo of a fairy, of Iron man. I just loved it.
lol. Who said I pay for anything? Well, atleast not in Wadiya. Except for sex, And I don't really hate paying for it.
Before I used to kill people, I used to call teenage boys in my room. I used to torture Prisoners. I used to Finance Riots against America and Israel.
But now I just do "SELFJUICING*.
I don't love the whole world, Similarly I don't hate the whole world. For Instance, I don't hate Zoey, I don't hate Nadal ( I used to hate him, But he turned out to be a really nice guy, I mean he Designed the Missile just like research movies, Which he used to think are cartoons. Lol, He is a changed man now). I don't hate that virgin guard with really big breasts, What was her name.. I don't remember. And I don't hate Cuddling ( I actually love it). What else exist in this world? Nothing, So technically I love everything.
When some one talks about Female Driving stuff( Like they can actually drive in real life -_-.) When they say all Racial groups must be treated equally ( Lol). When someone say People of Wadiya need freedom( Who wants to be free? No one Trust me). When they talk about... Opps I forgot Nadal tole me about it, Oh yeah Something called Human Rights. I Understand that the company is bad. That is why I don't visit America.
Ambassadors from all around the world are required to represent Wadiya in their country(hahahaha. To get me girls from their country actually). You may drop your CV with the name of your country,
And Aladeen Loves. Come to Wadiya someday and see it by yourself.
Ok, So tell me.
Why are you guys so "anti-Dictators"? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let one-percent of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes and bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wire tap phones, you could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare people into supporting policies that are against their interests. I know this is hard for you guys to imagine, But please try.
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Lol. How can you know a woman is smiling ay you, They always cover their faces, Don't they?
There must atleast be some difference between the respect of a Senior Surgeon and a Horse.
Nobody Abuses me, Nobody. Well visit me I will be give a diamond Rolex.
Well we tried to find the person who asked that Question, I am trying to contact Professot Dopeye so he can find whether this person is from Wadiya or from rest of the backward world.
You see these are the problems we have to face due to Free Media. I am sure a woman must have written that article.
General Colonel? Its President Prime Minister Admiral General Colonel Doctor Aladeen.
You must know I got 98.8 percent of the votes in FAIR elections Which sadly and accidentally Reduced the population of Wadiya by 1.2%. We still don't know the reason for this decline in population.
Not a selfie, but One of my favourites, Lady Diana took it seconds before her death, Don't know what happened to her after that. May her soul rest in peace.
I am, President Prime Minister Admiral General Aladeen, The best actor, The senior surgeon, The World record holder in Olympics (Wadiya Olympics). I am the Last and the Best dictator of this World.
Honda City, 2012 model.
When I got 14 gold medals in Wadiya Olympics.