Ask @Prinicess_Garnet_XVII:

How often while you're bored do you get one of your many guards to enjoy the royal pussy? It seems like it'd be quite convenient to scratch that itch whenever you please.

*Sigh*
Never, actually. I shall admit fully to being a rather promiscuous monarch, and I will also admit that our nearly all female armed forces are rather attractive. BUT. I am also a woman of high ethical standards. I would never force or coerce anyone in my direct employment to perform sexual favors upon me. I would never even ask, as the mere fact of our power dynamics would make it impossible for them to say no without fear of reprisal, no matter how adamantly I would try to make it clear there would be none.
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Have you ever done anything with General Beatrix? She's quite the strong, attractive woman and she -was- one of your guardians. It'd be natural for an attraction to form there.

Aaah, Beatrix. . . ~
To be honest with you, citizen, I do not wish to answer this question. Not because I do not like my answer, but only to protect the privacy and honor of my beloved General. Alas, I am bound to do so.
The short answer is yes, many times. She is easily my most common sexual partner. She is so strong and beautiful and I owe my life to her so many times over that it was only natural that I'd develop an intense love and attraction to her, and I was amazed to find she returned the affection to me.
Ugh, do I really have to. . .? *sigh* And yes, her dick is huge and she's a total ravenous cunt-crushing bitch once I get her riled up.
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Could we be supplied with an etching of her Highness' behind? My Liege may be just the sort of man that could help my Lady with her domestic troubles, though he has a rather.. Unorthodox way of going about helping others. (aka show me ur but pls)

Sir, this is a medium by which I issue letters to the public in response to inquiries, not a personal parcel service! If you wish to view artistic renderings of my form, the local Alexandrian art galleries are rife with them!
Thank you for your inquiry, cititzen.
((aka, look at the images on my F-List profile))

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If you could have any view from your home, what would it be?

I simply cannot imagine a more wonderful view than that from the balcony of Alexandria castle, looking over my hard working, beloved citizens and their fully recovered, constantly expanding city! Aaah, I really do not like to 'toot my own horn' as they say, but it does fill me with pride to see the beauty of my kingdom and think that maybe my leadership or policies may have played some small role in it's rise from tragedy.
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What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in the name of love?

Well. . . I married that charming young thief for a short time! Ahh, to be quite that young again. I do miss the dashing rogue now and again, but we parted for good reasons. Young love fueled by adrenaline and adventure is such fun and comfort when you've always got some new crisis or catastrophe over each horizon. But once he realized I needed to settle down in Alexandria and I realized he'd never be happy doing the same, we parted ways. Ahh~
Oh! I'm sorry, I got a little lost in thought there! I hope that answer suffices!
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Do you hold hands? That's lewd as fuck

I do. All the time. . . in PUBLIC even! I know, god I'm blushing even as I write this, so scandalous! My fingers interlacing with theirs, the feel of the small comemorative band on my middle finger breaking up the sinful touch of flesh on flesh as our hands tighten and relax against each other, palms touching and pulling away in a lewd sinful dance. Oooh, truly my greatest shame.
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What's the most public you've been with your hobbies?

My hobbies? Well I play chess and Tetra Master quite regularly in Alexandria's public parks. And I suppose running is a bit of a hobby and that's quite difficult to do in private! Heehee, I'm quite happy to have finally gotten a polite, reasonable question from one of my lovely subjects.
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So, nightly, how many servants or soldiers do you allow to grace your bedchamber? And how sore are you in the following morning?

Nightly? None? I'm not a day-to-day slut! Most nights I sleep alone and thouroughly unfucked, thank you very much!
On those nights where I do take company to my chambers, though, it is usually just one lucky subject and much more often than not it's someone who doesn't work for me. Unless they approach me, I don't fraternize with anyone directly on my payroll, it's just not fair with the power dynamics. Your royal majesty is very much about unambiguous consent.
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Out of curiosity, have you ever paid a visit to a younger boy or girl's house to take their virginity? Perhaps with their family watching? After all, who else would be better than the Queen to welcome them to adulthood?

Hah! I actually haven't done this one! Take that, perverts.
Well. . . not yet, I mean, ancient law does give me the right to do so. . . aw no, now I kinda want to do this.

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So, Eiko is quite cute - did you ever give her a thorough explanation of her body and what it's like to be a woman? Perhaps with visual reference or hands on teaching?

Oh my! That's quite a rude question to ask of Princess Eiko of Lindblum! Minister, am I really obligated to answer- . . . really? Ugh, fine.
Yes. About three years after the end of our journey to save the world, she came to me. She was going through puberty and was confused, scared, and developing quite nicely if I must be honest. I cooed and shushed her worries, letting her know how beautiful and pretty she was.
. . . are you serious? I have to. . . ?
Fine, then I ate out her tight teen cunt and had her use her horn as a head-mounted strap-on and we fucked until we were both twitching, exhausted and spent sluts! There, now fuck off!
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Who is your favorite artist?

Oh, easily I'd say the playwright Lord Avon. 3 centuries since his death his prose is still the most poignant and thought provoking text I've ever seen in the Common tongue.
If you mean the visual arts, well, there was this very cute young man who did my portrait a few months back. . .his art is not my favorite, but he may well be my favorite artist, heehee.

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Do you actually like clothes so hugging that people can almost see your genitals through it?

Well, I don't have a preference that way, but it seems my tailor does. I keep meaning to fire the lecherous old perv, but it can't be denied I I do look AMAZING in his works, even if my ass and plump mound are so tightly squeezed in you can make out the topography of my labia if you bother to look.
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For the rest of the month, you can only indulge yourself in three kinks. What do you pick?

Oh my! Well, not that I'm the one to kiss and tell, but truly it would be a shame not to indulge in the wonderfully sinful taste of a huge load of sperm. I also, as embarassed as I am to admit, simply cannot orgasm without anal stimulation. And I always find a good verbal sparring keeps the mind sharp.
In formal terms:
Heavily Excessive Cum
Anal Sex (recieving)
Dirty Talk
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