What's the smartest thing you have done?

Once back in 5th grade there was an essay competition going on in school and the topic was 'your favourite person' and I knew who was gonna check the papers and her father had recently passed away soooooo i wrote about my father. And yeaah.. I won. And yeaaaah... I know I'm going to hell for this but it was pretty cool and my dad is my FAVOURITE person anyway soo