Would you ride a skateboard made completely out of corn on the cob?
If that was a thing, I would exclusively ride skateboards made out of corn on the cob
Do you drop that THUN THUN THUN?
No
If you suddenly gained powers that allowed you to shoot lemons out of your bellybutton would you use them for good or evil?
Evil 100% because we all know EVIL stands for Every Villain Is Lemons
If you got kidnapped by a giant zucchini how would you escape?
I wouldn't try to, that sounds great.
If you got one wish but it had to be banana related what the fuck would you wish for?
I would wish for banana peels to have the same effect in real life as they do in Mario cart so when I'm driving I could drop the peels out the window and people would spin out hella bad
Would you rather kill a unicorn or shove an entire nectarine into your anal cavity?
Well I'd obviously kill a unicorn because then I could eat it....so that sounds like a win win for me
Do you have any regrets?
Fuck ya I do haha but whatever I don't dwell on them. I just make the best with what I got
Is it better to be attractive or intelligent?
Haha well I don't want to say attractive and look like a shallow asshole....but I also don't want to say intelligent and be a liar.....so imma say either one works
What kind of things annoy you?
When my headphones get ripped out of my ears. It seriously makes me instantly black out rage angry
What is your favorite music band?
Impossible to say I listen to too much shit to pick my favorite
Who do you talk to on the phone most often?
I don't really text or call many people often or consistently at all. I'm on twitter all the time though
If you had to give someone lessons, what skill would you teach?
Uhh dont be a baby and be quick to forgive and forget. Holding hard feelings towards people is never worth it
How do you feel about jewish people? and what is your current stance on aboriginal australians?
Jewish people are alright, but those auzzies are my fuckin heros!
How many different terms can you think of that describe jacking off? Name them all please. Example: choking the chicken.
Ordering a pizza, taking a shower, calling my mom, eating my dog, filling out some paperwork, writing an essay, checking the stocks, painting my house, meeting my long lost sister, buying new drapes, killing the family of rats that live under my bed. You meant a list of excuses I tell people when I'm actually going to jack off right?