Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up
Throw handles at people who need to get a grip
Throw fridges at people who need to chill out
Throw scissors at people who need to cut it out
Throw straws at people who need to suck it up
Throw bridges at people who need to get over it
Throw vacuum cleaners at people who need to suck it up
Throw grenades at people who need to die