When one car gets ruined, it’s easy to replace… thank God for insure 🐜 s.
Not if the person who ruined it is an uninsured lowlife p*g f****r from Turkmenistan.
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wwyd if the zombie apocalypse started this instant?
Finish my cig
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Has anyone ever described you as "bad news?"
I'm pretty sure my partner's parents did 🤣
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Hey lady, Roses are red, cupid’s an angel, I’ll give you my arrow from every angle.
That doesn't rhyme 🤷♀️
Do you want it backwards or upside down?
What is wrong with sideways?!
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What do you do to unwind after a hard day? 😌 😇
Cuddling on the couch and watching a show or a movie. Or a nice long bath if the day was hard physically.
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What do you most often snack on? 🍬🍫
Nuts and sunflower seeds
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Is the game Bingo rigged? How so?
If it is, I don't see how.
Say you’re in line and waiting to buy movie tickets 🎟️ & your friend happened to see and asked “what are you doing here?”. Is it fkng obvious you gonna watch a movie? What would you say like “oh i’m waiting to ride the frickin’ roller coaster 🎢 “? What the actual fck, right?🤦🏻♂️🤦🤦🏻♀️
Your friend is probably using Fandango to buy tickets and wondering why he's still friends with you.
If you were to challenge d€ath to a game to save your life, what would you choose to play? ☠️♟
If I "win" at Russian Roulette, would I still be dead? Chess I guess.
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Worst driver on the road beside an idiot teenager is an old Asian woman driving while texting. No hate please 🙏, I’m Asian. 🚘
Nope
Does Ryann smoke the same brand?
Yes, but just because it's easier to share a carton. She like Marbs better I think.
Post a GIF that matches your current mood? 😱 🐜
She broke up with me because I collect dolls so can I take her to court and sue her and make her stay with me and be my girlfriend? M/27 here and she is F/21
Get rid of your dolls or find someone who shares your hobby.
I’m having French bread pizza for dinner specifically because I’m watching “Napoleon” tonight. Am I the only one that does dorky sh!t like that?
I'm watching Fallout tonight, should I have crispy squirrel bits?
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Please try to be more honest.
You suck! Honest enough for you?
What would u do when an angry albino person with polio is trying to kick you ass? Brawl or just trip ‘em?
Run! You have never watched Found Footage movies, have you?!
Are there certain people you avoid coming face to face with when you go outside?
Our neighbor 🙄
He's retired and he loves to ambush us to have a chat. That would be ok, but he's so boooooring 😫
He's retired and he loves to ambush us to have a chat. That would be ok, but he's so boooooring 😫
Do you feel bad for people when they get what they deserve?
Why would I feel bad about that? Not enough people get what they deserve.
How were your grades last semester? I think you mentioned that you started college.
Doing good in English Language Arts and Maths, I took that for the credits. History is kind of lame because Mesopotamia IS important but I swear it's been the number one topic in Elementary, Middle and High School 🤣
Do you prefer planning or improvising? 😇
PLANNING!!! I'm good at improvising but I don't like it at all 🙁
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What brand do you smoke?
Winston Gold, still supporting North Carolina 🤣
What do you usually hoard and why?
Food 🙄
I lived on ramen for a while, I think that triggered Ypositismosphobia.
I lived on ramen for a while, I think that triggered Ypositismosphobia.
Hey Americans, how come u don’t have a 13th floor button on the elevator with 20 floors?
We call the ground floor the first floor, so to straighten that out for non-Americans we have to leave out a floor later on. In 1943 the New York Housing Authority declared that the 13th floor be removed from all elevator panels.
Say both your arms are in a cast and immobilized. How would you eat? Just grab the food w your mouth 👄 or use your foot 🦶🏻 to grab it?
I would need my arms to get my foot close enough to my mouth 🤣
I'd either let my partner feed me or drink protein shakes with a straw.
I'd either let my partner feed me or drink protein shakes with a straw.
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