Don't bring up my past. I know I might not have been the most attractive guy...
Best I've seen.
Burn.
I knew it was you.
The same way I do every other day...by trying to take over the world.
Damn and the AC is already on too...
REVEAL YOURSELF.
Mighty nice of you to compliment a humble black man such as I.
WHAT DO YOU WANT
More like 'who' are my pet peeves. Not a huge fan of lisps and chicken-necking.
Young People Ask:
How Can I Make Better Chicken Casserole
With a B before the R.
Yes, I give money to all my friends.
Does that say cannibals?
Cannibawls.
Liar. You are chuck full of potatoes.
Because we're bros like that, bro.
We eat brotato chips while riding around town in a Range Brover.
You wish you had what we have.
*checks schedule*
Yep, 'till 2am.
California. I'd want to be walking the street with my backpack, ready for anything.
Dinkleberry.
BECAUSE NOBODY IS ASKING THEM
Don't have a tv but if I did it would still be zero.
I was gonna make a funny joke about bananas but forget it.
Surprise me ;)
I was alone with my hot teacher in the classroom after everyone had left.
She beckoned me over to the desk with her finger.
I walked up slowly, contemplating what was about to happen.
She handed me my test and I was bummed cuz I got a C.
THE SMELL.
Ok wait- that sounds weird as ... *ahem*
>.....<'
Maybe to not run from the cops that day under the bridge.
Firefighters.
As often as a good one comes up...