youre just another guy i met at fat camp

Don't bring up my past. I know I might not have been the most attractive guy...

that wasnt my cutest selfie OKAY

Best I've seen.
Burn.

my burning desire for small bald black underage males reveals my identity

I knew it was you.

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How do you like to celebrate your birthday?

The same way I do every other day...by trying to take over the world.

you're hot

Damn and the AC is already on too...
REVEAL YOURSELF.

i love your humor and your genes that made your cute face.

Mighty nice of you to compliment a humble black man such as I.
WHAT DO YOU WANT

what is your pet peeve?

More like 'who' are my pet peeves. Not a huge fan of lisps and chicken-necking.

What was the last movie that made you think?

Young People Ask:
How Can I Make Better Chicken Casserole

How do men understand ‘romance’?

With a B before the R.

Do you give money to beggars in the street?

Yes, I give money to all my friends.

What is your attitude towards cannibals?

Does that say cannibals?
Cannibawls.

hahaha yeah you told me that not too long ago... boomerang.

Liar. You are chuck full of potatoes.

if you thought it was a guy why did you wink at him? lol

Because we're bros like that, bro.
We eat brotato chips while riding around town in a Range Brover.
You wish you had what we have.

ready for anything as in gang bangs? haha

*checks schedule*
Yep, 'till 2am.

where do you wish to be? anywhere in the world...

California. I'd want to be walking the street with my backpack, ready for anything.

What is the most delicious berry?

Dinkleberry.

Why don't you answer a lot of questions?

BECAUSE NOBODY IS ASKING THEM

How many hours a day do you spend watching TV?

Don't have a tv but if I did it would still be zero.

What do you love the smell of? 

I was gonna make a funny joke about bananas but forget it.

What do you want to know about the future?

Surprise me ;)

What did you dream about last night?

I was alone with my hot teacher in the classroom after everyone had left.
She beckoned me over to the desk with her finger.
I walked up slowly, contemplating what was about to happen.
She handed me my test and I was bummed cuz I got a C.

What do you notice when you walk into someone's home for the first time?

THE SMELL.
Ok wait- that sounds weird as ... *ahem*
>.....<'

What was the smartest decision you have ever made?

Maybe to not run from the cops that day under the bridge.
Firefighters.

How often do you go to parties?

As often as a good one comes up...