I HATE YOU AND THOSE HAIR ISLANDS ON YOUR FACE

I have an amazing case of facial hair FYI

your boyfriend is cute ngl

Thank u bb

omg help me whats the number for 911?!?!?!!!!

1800 RLY DOLAN

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The length between your elbow and wrist is equal to that of your foot. u r ugli.

Oh my god I just realized how big my feet rly are.
OMG MY HANDS.

You are a huge mistake

We're a huge mistake.

Do you make decisions spontaneously or chart out a plan first?

Mostly goes like this:
GET THE BOOTY/DONT GET IT
I always get it.

What do you think of Ochodea?

Only if it rhymes with Yoda..

Whom have you hugged today?

A special someone.. ^_^
HELL NO.
I'm not like that and I have proudly hugged no one since 1993 when my mother would breast feed me.

r u mista eff

I have the mental capacity of a first-grader. I can't read what you just said..
I dictated this.
And I don't know what dictate means, the person put that.

dogey doge doge

Oh keep going
*rolls eyes back*

Apple says u r a fag

That's why I killed Steve.
All apples die.

The gravitational pull of your toes increases exponentially based on how worried you are about hurting them

Oooooooh

If you were a scientist, what would you invent?

Well I have this thing, it's called a brain. Now, I wouldn't invent it..but maybe clone it so that other people could use it too.

u aint about the booty life

I say multiple prayers throughout the day.

What do you think of Kristine?

Whodat

What do you think of Kirsten?

One of my main lil neegaros in Miami. Yeup.

What is your attitude to human cloning?

Depends on who we're cloning.
Me? Sure.
Fggt boys who act like a nine year-old blonde girl with pigtails? Absolutely.
...not.

did someone say... MAGIC? *the final count down plays* *I wave my magician stick around* *magic juice comes out*

KAW KA-KAW KA KAW
You know that was spot on.

do u cutty wit ur bros

hoes*
The answer is still no tho :/
Not even the big booty ones.

what's your favorite medicine?

My own medicine. Idk why everyone always says it like its a bad thing..
It tastes great.
Like steak.

whats your booty like?

Hoes be on it like

Are you a big booty hoe?

I'd tell you to kiss my ass but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, then I'd have a hard time getting rid of you. Lose/lose.

yolks on you when I become the next cappo of the egg cartel. loved and feared by all.

a1
Carton*

Whoever says they like you likes me too! yay someone like me!

a1
Nobody likes us, ok? Get it straight.
By us I mean Abigail and by Abigail I mean you! ;)

Fuck you motherfucker

You're the exact type of anon I want to have my babies. Come ova hea..

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