Straight moonshine. It'll get yah thirsty for somethin else
It means that a bird had to take a shit and it so happened to do in a position where the feces landed on my head.
What's left of the guy I hi..... Probably just food...
Donate my semen to a sperm bank, so I can spread my perfect genetics to more offspring.
Nowhere.. They're always after me. They always know where I am and what I'm doing!!! They come at night..... And they whisper things to me in my sleep. It's not any language I know, yet I understand it. I see them when others cannot, and I hear them when others do not. I am not ever safe. Eventually, they will take me, and they will kill me.
The wheel. It's a pretty freaking obvious choice.
How to blatantly masturbate in public and get away with it
The smell right after you take a shower after crapping and the soap smell mixes with the shit smell... Mmmmmm.
Get naked and watch The Office
Take my morning shit. I always forget to do that!
A thing of popcorn and a drink at The movie theatre.
The world, when I was born.
If u don't know, u don't need to ;)
Yesterday in my living room with Jake, Jake and Paul.
Male or female
A machine that teaches men how to understand women...
Pictures of me naked..... EVERYWHERE
I'm afraid of all people who are in walmart past 11.
Have foreign conversations played while you are sleeping.