Straight moonshine. It'll get yah thirsty for somethin else
It means that a bird had to take a shit and it so happened to do in a position where the feces landed on my head.
What's left of the guy I hi..... Probably just food...
Nowhere.. They're always after me. They always know where I am and what I'm doing!!! They come at night..... And they whisper things to me in my sleep. It's not any language I know, yet I understand it. I see them when others cannot, and I hear them when others do not. I am not ever safe. Eventually, they will take me, and they will kill me.
The wheel. It's a pretty freaking obvious choice.
Take my morning shit. I always forget to do that!
Yesterday in my living room with Jake, Jake and Paul.
A thing of popcorn and a drink at The movie theatre.
Male or female
A machine that teaches men how to understand women...
The world, when I was born.
Pictures of me naked..... EVERYWHERE
The smell right after you take a shower after crapping and the soap smell mixes with the shit smell... Mmmmmm.
I'm afraid of all people who are in walmart past 11.
Donate my semen to a sperm bank, so I can spread my perfect genetics to more offspring.
Have foreign conversations played while you are sleeping.
How to blatantly masturbate in public and get away with it
Get naked and watch The Office
Morgan Freeman voice covering for Jon Mayer.