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Are you Roombas gf? Whats your take on politics?

Ahahahahaha... No. She has too many anyways.
As for politics it's an unfortunately necessary game to play if you wish to achieve global domination. Like one of those annoying minigames you have to beat to 100% complete a game.
Are you Roombas gf Whats your take on politics

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Who ARE you, though?

HeatherCrunch’s Profile PhotoHeather F. Crunch
I'll just use Roomba's own words to explain how I got involved with her little mission in the himehorn911 universe:
"Do you think everyone is doomed then? That everyone will inevitably starve, cold and alone in a world where every man, woman, and child must fight for themselves? Because only the ones that do get the prize of being the last one on earth to die? If that's the kind of world you think this is then you must have memory segments from the darkest pessimist I've ever heard of.
Times are hard, natural resources almost non-existent, and people are wary of each other with good reason. If everyone takes that same idea that ' I'm going to look out for myself, and everyone else can just suffer' then yes, that's how the world will end. But it takes more than one person to make something like the second's garden or a ship like the great horn. Making the kind of things that will make this world livable again is going to be a team effort. Humans and Himehorns alike clump together into societies for a reason: They can do more together than they can do in total apart. I think we can manage to save this planet, or at least manage to get off it if we all work together.
However, everyone is weak. They struggle to survive, and their hearts are filled with fear and hatred, and they have no way to pull themselves out of that weak state. To be kind, really truly kind, demands strength. The kind of strength that is incredibly rare in people... but a matter of fact in people like you and me. I don't have a strong body, and I don't have a brilliant mind, but I do have the strength of heart to try and teach trust and kindness to this cruel world no matter how it tries to hurt me. My friends have plenty of strength of body to protect us from the desperate threats of the weak. If you want to sit around like a crunchy potato and wait for the world to end while we go out and try to save it then be my guest. You should be plenty capable of doing that from inside my headset. I just thought that you might have the mental strength to solve the problems all the weak have written off as hopeless. Oh well~ "
Needless to say I saw through her manipulation handily, but she did have a point, it would be more interesting than just watching the humans die off as is. As for what I'm doing in this universe? Loitering and messing with Roomba's ask of course~

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Who ARE you though

> Rude, arrogant and straightforward | ... You truly are my daughter... Not genetically, but rather in mind... I do wonder. What DO you consider Roomba as? Sister? Mother? That-weirdo-with-a-yuri-harem-fetish?

The last one. I have no idea know how she's not locked up in some creeps basement with the way she thinks.
Rude arrogant and straightforward   You truly are my daughter Not genetically

Has the Esper ever met Nielly? Nielly, mind introducing yourself to the Esper?

I'm sure she's noticed by now, but I'm Nielly, here to help Roomba figure out some way to revive the rotting I-can't-believe-It's-not-water logged corpse of the planet along with all it's fleshy inhabitants in himehorn 911.
From the sounds of it I'm sure we'll get along just fine~~~
Has the Esper ever met Nielly Nielly mind introducing yourself to the Esper

NO BULLY!

haremhorn’s Profile Photomoonobotto
When I told Roomba my estimate for when she'd finish all she sent back was a video of your "NO HORN BULLY GO HOME" dance. You little things are pathetically adorable. Without musclehorns bullying you may as well be a new sport. Why you've got better odds of survival if it did become a sport actually, then there would be a reason to keep you around and feed you... I'll have to suggest that to Roomba some time mufufufufu~
NO BULLY

Wait arent you a headset?

Roomba takes forever to do anything so in universe, yes, I am still a headset and probably will be until spring. This place is something independent of any one universe, yet somehow interacts with many others.
Yeah, I don't get it either. I asked Roomba and she just said “It’s just an Ask; I should really just relax."
Yeah. Fuck that.

Where's my Roomba?! D:

Clearly you're illiterate as I just explained the situation three posts ago so it seems I need to resort to visual communication. She's in the same place she's been for the past two days, sitting here on her charger pondering the nature of bullying
Wheres my Roomba D

The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is ...

Where oh were is that neurotoxin gas when you need it most?
The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake

There isn't enough smug Nielly around. More shit-eating grin! More "You subcreature" stare! More smug-as-shit Nielly! The demand exists.

It looks like Roomba broke or something, She's been in powersaver mode all day downloading any yuri manga she can find tagged with BDSM or bullying, and said something about not resting until she had "A Unified Theory of Bullying"... Given her processing power for semantic data I estimate she might finish in a few decades assuming no one pulls the plug. I swear someone just smashed together everything cute they could think of into a shell and... *sigh*
Until then I'll be in charge of answering your inane questions. The amount of joy the very thought of it gives me is immeasurable, I'm just ecstatic. Really.
There isnt enough smug Nielly around More shiteating grin More You subcreature

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