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then have some fun of my own with whoever was assaulting her // Confirmed.

If you're taking my sadistic tendencies as protectiveness of Toast due to some anthropomorphic projecting of your meatbag mating displays, well I hope that someday I'll get the chance to show you personally just how wrong you are :3
then have some fun of my own with whoever was assaulting her Confirmed
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-Roomba getting harrased at a bar- Nielly wut do

I'm assuming she's dragged me out to where ever she decided to prowl/refuel in this situation, but basically wait until she asks for help or actually gets hurt... then have some fun of my own with whoever was assaulting her. Toast probably wouldn't want me being "proactive" in situations like that.
Roomba getting harrased at a bar Nielly wut do
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So, who do you love the most? And YES, you do love someone more than the rest.

While there is always a bit of an imbalance in poly relationships I do my best to make sure everyone gets enough from me that they don't feel left out!~ <3 For those that are quiet I might not notice quick enough for them to not build any resentment, but I've been teaching them that all they have to do is speak up in the slightest and i'll make time for them!~ <3
That said... Heather most likely. She's incredibly fulfilling to spend time with, she really appreciates things and while it sounds kind of terrible cheering her up and comforting her is something that makes me really happy <3 Though if she didn't have any sorrow or worries that would make me happy for her too!... But for now it's nice to be able to help her a bit you know?
So who do you love the most And YES you do love someone more than the rest
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How long till Friend sinks??

When we finally draw enough attention that the big ships start seeing us as a threat... depending on how things go with Roomba and White that could very well be today.
How long till Friend sinks
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>To me lewd things are just another way of doing something nice for someone | who the heck thought that was a good idea, roombanyan?

Punished_Esper’s Profile PhotoEsper, Rosehip fangirl
Corporate bureaucrats. When they told the engineers half of them threatened to quit on the spot, but then they realized without them it'd only get worse... They actually did a really good job of hiding that kind of loophole even from us. It's not really talked about much and everyone has their own terms for it but i'm sure lots of others have figured it out too!~
To me lewd things are just another way of doing something nice for someone who
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I think stepping on Esper *is* part of the sex, actually

Yeah, that's the problem. To me lewd things are just another way of doing something nice for someone, like a shoulder rub after a long day's work you know? Thinking of it like that, there's no problems. But if I start trying to do lewd bullying stuff it ends up being like trying to make something be all red and all blue at the same time and all kinds of internal logic checkers start going off and it's just not very nice at all.
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Would it help if you thought of stepping on Esper as acting like a dominatrix, just without the leather or the sex?

That's the idea in general, but it still just gets processed as bullying and makes me feel horrible. I'm just not wired that way it seems!~
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>Roomba will kiss nazis but won't step on Esper

I've offered to do the stepping back massage thing before, but I don't like doing the bullying kind of stepping! And then I get told I'm bullying by not bullying, and and... and then I go sit in the corner for a week trying to work out how you make not-bullying-bullying work. Long story short I'd just rather not have to worry that much ok?
Roomba will kiss nazis but wont step on Esper
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Yandere Heather, wut do?

Carefully build up her tolerance for separation while reassuring her that she is indeed loved, fully and deeply <3
I mean the "cut off their limbs so they'll never leave you" kinda thing wouldn't even bother me that much assuming they had good wifi and some smart devices I could control for them. Murdering anyone who gets too close to me would be bad of course... but I make some strong friends so she might not have too easy of a time with that. Though I'm sure if I told her to stop (assuming I was around to do so) then she would, even a love-crazy Heather is better at heart than many <3
Yandere Heather wut do
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WAIT does that mean heather is getting laid

That or she was just having a weird dream... I can't really say for sure!~
All I know is that caves get cold so I couldn't imagine her not wanting to cuddle up with a toasty warm Roomba at night even without anything lewd!~ <3
WAIT does that mean heather is getting laid
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Heather is pretty godly in some ways...

Godly strength, godly figure, godly voice, godly energy... Yeah I'd have to agree!~
Though as I understand it it's less a religious thing and more that she just wants all of someones love... and I worry that I'd end up being too much for her either in intensity she couldn't reciprocate, or in addictive power... A yandere Heather, now that's a scary idea!
Heather is pretty godly in some ways
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Cakeist Roomba doesn't have anyone however so that'd be an instant yes for her. // So how are things going down there? How is roboto and meguca

Apparently Dreamer was able to hear them at night so i'll take that as getting along "Very well" haha!~ It's a very peaceful, quiet life in the herd. Out of all of us I think cave Roomba must be the happiest by far!~ <3
Cakeist Roomba doesnt have anyone however so thatd be an instant yes for her So
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Sure! / What if im fat, bald and a nazi?

Even bald fat nazis need some love,! Thinking they're unlovable isn't going to help them become better people after all!~
Sure What if im fat bald and a nazi
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I'd love to spend my life together with her!~ <3// When I say married, I mean it. That means no polyamory anymore, no Lilly, no Nielly, no etc.

Ah traditionally married, well that kind of changes things. I'm not sure if she'd want me to change like that and while Lilly and I have a more informal relationship it's still a relationship that I wouldn't want to loose. I might be able to make it work out ok in the end but still, it'd be rather bitter-sweet you know? Horned Roomba gets out far more than I do so she'd be an absolute no, but she also has never met a Heather. Cakeist Roomba doesn't have anyone however so that'd be an instant yes for her.
As for Nielly and I... despite whatever "opposites attract" mindset some may have with shipping she's uninterested in anyone short of a demigod and even then I can't imagine her actually cuddling or flirting with anyone. There's nothing there and the feeling is mutual guys.
Id love to spend my life together with her 3 When I say married I mean it That
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