@RyanDow981

Ryan Dow

Yep lets go

We'll I started of a little fire ball than a miracle happend... I grew legs and arms and a head. The guards of the fireballs took me to the fireball boss and said sir.. Wtf is this... He looked at them and said... Oh shit! The guards started flipping out and ask what?? The boss said the condom broke!!!!! The guards Thought it was funny and laughed the boss did what you think would happend in hell... He killed them bang deAd. The boss eventually called up god and said I need help man I I didn't use Trojan like you suggested. satan will kill me if he finds out about me and his wife.. take this thing. God was nice and took me and said..let me throw some sexy sauce on this fireball and call it Ryan. Yeah so there's my story
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if you ate yourself and managed to not die you would get smaller because you would poop out the body parts your body couldn't digest

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