ok, well it kind of slipped and the dragon stood on it, then the lion chewed it and then, you'll never believe this, but a unicorn only went and took a piss on it, but then I have no fucking clue who you are so ..... sue me
depends who's paying
cold cold beer on a hot hot beach :)
who said i was? oh crap, answering that must mean i am.. dam u ask
blue. how odd
they probably think i'm brash, annoying, bold, a tart, slutty, loud and fuul-on. Well thats what i'd like them to think anyway. Hopefully one or two will think i'm fun and pretty too but i can't have everything.
no idea
minutes.
i pretended to be able to speak german to some japanese tourists. but to be fair, i was helpin a friend out of a pretty tight spot. he gave me some money afterwards but it wasn't expected :)
hell yes!! thigh high please
neither