Why are chips crunchy?
cause when you pet my dog the fridge turns into a duck cause toasters are not for sticking your tongue in.
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Tbh; you would make an excellent parent :) you're really sweet and you no how to make everything better. thank you :)
thank you, loveee. c:
wowow idk you but uhm ya you're pretty freaking adorable and omgomgomg. /-\
d'awhh thank you! c':
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no thanks mr cluckran :)
dood stfu or i'll tell mi gf on u. she's pretti hawt. her name es felix (-;
fight me m8
suck my zzzz
ok so if you had to choose skull fucking barney or elmo which one and why?
elmo cause i wanna feel his fur on my pp as i'm violently thrusting his skull
wnna fuck goerge bush or kennedy?
three sum.
I miss you, Sarah. You were my happiness. Please.......
oh.
I wish we wouldn't have gotten so distant. I miss you so fucking much. You actually helped me through a lot. We were so close. Then all of a sudden it was all over.
.. Sounds like you were somebody important in my life.. Message me?
do u still love rebecca or nah
ohmyfuck. i'll hurt you.
Miss u hardcore rn. Js.
Who is this..? /.\
Did you break up with Rebecca?
we're on a break.
Whats the meaning behind the yelling of SUCK MY ASS?
suck my ass.
Is "King Kat"(Facebook name) really satan ? :o
yas.
Whats your username on chátous?
what da hail is dat?
whats your favorite color?
black. like my soul.
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emily tbh
your gf likes me dude
who is this?
youre gf duh and the other person that said ily, i will stab them
ohohoh ilym and pls
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becca
Ily sarah
who is dis.
i love you.
you do? who is this.
what's been up with you lately, doll?
a lot of things. i over think about things, i'm so jealous over little things, i cry each night because no matter how much bullshit i have piled up, people continue to add on. it's like i have this little cloud of evil and karma over me that follows me everywhere to make sure i have a shitty day. i just want cuddle and cry until i fall asleep, man..
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Rebecca doesn't like you dude.
oh, thanks. thanks for making me break down.
What makes life worth living?
my girlfriend, friends, and my family.
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What was your status about last night? :c
just feel like i'm not good enough, yanno?
favorite picture?
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