MEAN GIRLS
(janis)SHES A SCUN SUCKING ROAD WHORR SHE RUINED MY LIFE
(damien)one time in 7th grade Regina made everybody sign this petition saying that Janis (Janis) Damien shall we not
(gretchen)maybe she's just nervous around me because I'm the only one who knows about her nose job pretend you didn't hear that
(Gretchen) we should totally just stab ceaser!!!! (Cady) Gretchen Weiner's has cracked
(Santa/Damien) and four for glen coco you go glen coco and none for Gretchen weiners
(Cady) I know its normal for parents to cry on their kids first day of school but that's when they're 5 I'm 16
would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? (Cady) uhh (Regina) do you wanna have sex with him (cady ) no thank you (guy-i forgot his name) :/ (Regina) you can go shave your back now bye Jason
(Karen) you wanna do something fun Taco Bell(Regina) I can't go to taco bell I'm on an all carb diet God Karen your so stupid(Cady) no youre not stupid(karen) I am im failing almost evertthing(Cady) well there must be something youre good at (karen)i can fit my whole fist in my mouth wanna see (cady)no honey anything else(Karen) well I have a sixth sense its like I have ESPN or something my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain well when its raining(Cady) ohh interesting
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