remember when you played the song same love to your parents and told them you were bi then when they got pissed you said "that's not the worst part, I'm atheist too!" yeah those were good times.
Oh there were rumors that you told your fam and it was a big dramatic thing?
Weeeeeeell I told them way too early, before I really understood myself, they sent me to counseling and I later convinced them it was a phase. So they think I'm "fixed" now.