Tell me, Joe, so *I* at least know... what WAS the point of all this, anyway?

Well, since most the time even God don't know what I'm thinking, I guess I can't blame ya for wondering.
This little game was to show those worthless slugs that there's nothing they could ever do to beat me.

They talk their trash-grade trash? I talk that talk like no else does, then block'em right after flagging and reporting 'em, and if it's on my YT, I can up and delete their crap like *that*-*snaps fingers*.

Those gullible little nobody failtrolls confused their case of mistaken identity for an ace in the hole, so I showed them who REALLY has the winning hand, and who always will.
No matter what they or any other lame-o excuse for a troll try to do, the end result will be the same.

I'll be content, they'll be disappointed, I'll be the grand champ, they'll be the losers, I'll be laughin', they'll be bleedin'.

Ha-Ha-Happy New Year!

How can you be happy without money?

By having the things you could buy with money.

What band is your favorite at the moment?

Rise Against.

If you could live anyone's life for a day, who would it be?

Robert Downey Jr's.

Would you rather get a computer virus or the flu?

Flu.

What was the last movie you watched?

Phantom Menace.

You're given one wish...what would it be?

To be an ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!!!

If you had to get on a 14 hour flight, who would you want to sit next to?

Britney Spears.

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Both at once, we suppose.

What would you refuse to do for a million dollars?

Eat shit. Dirt I could do.

What would animals say to us if they could talk?

I'm hungry.

Are you able to play any musical instrument?

Yes.

How do you feel about snow?

Looks nice.

I admire your crusade against KiwiFarms, but why haven't you released that video, Harold? I'm sure those losers deserve it.

Well, I'm glad you asked!

First, I'll say to you what I said to BreadGod: I'm not "Harold", you fucking idiot.

Second, I'll say to you what I said to that other annoying little twerp I just met:
I never intended to make a video. The entire thing was to get you losers riled up so I could get more publicity.
I briefly entertained the idea of actually making one, but I got bored faster than I could've imagined. Happens a lot.

What's the coolest thing you've ever seen in a museum?

An Aerodactyl Fossil.

Where do you shop the most?

Amazon.

What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

masturbate.

What is your favorite sport to watch?

Naked wrestling

How well can you cook?

Decently.

What is it you most dislike?

Hypocrisy.

If you had wings, where would you fly?

New York City.

What's more valuable, brains or beauty?

In me, brains, in another beauty.

If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?

Depends how valuable it is and how nice the storeowner is.

Would you erase your most precious memories to become smarter?

No, I need those more. I'm smart enough as I am.

Who knows you better than anyone else?

Me, duh.