I didn't know my parents were on ask fm .
Result Day
Parents:What did you get?
Me: According to Holy Quran , ? "The life of this world is nothing but a temporary illusion"?
*batman goes out in night*
*fights a crime
*saves city
Mom* : Tu cigarette pee k aya hy na beghairat?
I've learned how to play a PIANO
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''In Piano Tiles'''
#Importantenough
You know it's cold outside...
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When you go outside and it's cold!!!
#Deep_eh?
Almost time for the "New Year, new ME" bullshit.
Seriously People! If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow. NEW YEAR ISN'T A LIFE CHANGING EVENT. ?
⚫Weed
⚫Being High
⚫Phuphoo
⚫Phupoo ki bachay
⚫Star Wars
⚫Knock knock jokes
⚫Likes for likes
⚫Follow for follow
At night, when you're sleeping
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& suddenly you realize you have to pee !
And you're like GOD WHY NOW!!!
Leaving your garam garam bed is always a difficult task in winters .-.
Shahadat✊.
Ask Pakistani's"dusting wala kapra"?