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I saw you at the movies with someone today ;)

i was at the movies with my 25 FUCKING DAYCARE CHILDREN AT 9 AM WATCHING FUCKING HAPPY FEET 2. WHO COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN ME WITH TO WARRANT THAT WINKY FACE

Tell us a story.

last week, 2 of my kids at daycare were on the nintendo. one of them is some crazy fucking spaz and he yells at other kids all the time, we'll call him N. this kid thats like 5 years younger than N starts his turn on the nintendo, we'll call him B, and starts playing donkey kong country 2. so N decides to SCREAM in little B's face, "DONT YOU DARE DELETE MY PROFILE, OR I WILL TELL MR. SHANE AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL." i am stonefaced. B says "OK N, I wont."
i then watched as B went through and deleted EVERY SINGLE PERSONS PROFILE on the game, and i sat there laughing and didnt say i word. we out here

You don't know me, I just want to say that you helped me a lot your senior year. I was a freshman. Me and my friends all looked up to you and your friends, and it got me through some tough times with things happening in my family I found your YouTube channel and listened to your mixes every day.

man.
man
that is just so fucking awesome. you're the shit. you keep on living my dude.
wow that's so awesome. thank you for this dude. you just made my year that is so sick.

are you talking to any girls right now?

My mom is inquiring to me in regards to a recent incident that has since come to light, in which I got an entire gummy bear lodged into the battery seat in my MacBook. I have evacuated the gummy bear to safety and returned my laptop to working condition.
so ye im talkin to my mom

Do you want to be famous?

hell fucking yes i do. i worked for a really fucking long time do get to where i am right now musically. i went through a lot of shit in school too. an entire subset of the school shitting on EVERYTHING i did just because they decided it would be funny. i was just doing what i love to do, and i got people talking shit on me for it and making me feel at fault for enjoying my passion. well i say fuck those people. and WHEN i DO blow up, they're gonna have their hands out talkin bout "oh we were homies back in the day remember?" im gonna remember exactly what the fuck happened.

What do you think was the best movie of the year?

"Fire Hoes"
this softcore fireman porn me and my friends made basically the plot is we go to a firestation and this HOT babe starts making out with Kray and then he tips her nicely and everyone goes home.

Do you think animals have souls?

i think the notion of a "soul" is simply what the brain uses to try and comprehend itself. the brain processes that humans go through are intricate and complex, giving us the resources to function at a level higher than every other animal on the earth. i think other animals dont have the mental capacity to develop a sense of individuality; they don't identify as themselves. the majority of animals travel in packs, multiple extensions of the same limb of evolution, all acting on primal instinct.
in short
nope

What does it mean when a man looks at other women when he is with his girlfriend?

that the man isn't gay. ladies if your dude is with you he's with you for a reason, and it's a natural instinct to stare at the big ol ass over yonder, but you're the one were comin home to every day. y'all need to lighten up with shit like this

when did you become so passionate about music?

My whole life. my dad, having his background in computers and electronics, got into speaker engineering and building speakers and stuff. he's the nicest dude so he started dj'ing things for free, just with like shitty programs on his laptop and stuff. it always mesmerized me, and i loved watching him control a crowd with the songs he was playing. granted he isn't and never was a "DJ", but he could work a crowd just from the knowledge of the songs. i loved that
i always have headphones, always have music blaring in the car, always looking for new music and making music. its my life. or, what i would like for my life to be. its just always been with me and always parallels my emotion.
i love it.

why do you spend so much money on clothes. they aren't going to be worth anything or in style in a few years

style and looking presentable is a great quality and shows that you aren't a bum. most of the clothes i buy aren't huge trends, and i will be able to wear them for a long time. also i like to flex on instagram because im a teenager and thats what we do. at least im self aware
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What is your opinion of Drake?

homie gets a lot of hate because of how he came in the game, but everyone is too afraid to admit that they cry to Marvins Room on a daily basis. one of the most talented artists in the fucking game. unless this is sweet. otherwise. this joke isnt funny. and your dog doesnt listen to drake

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