How do you like to start your morning?

With a big fist in my ass

Are you still friends with someone from kindergarten?

Kind of

You are allowed one beverage for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

Mr. Pibb

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Describe your life in five words?

big fat hairy man balls

Where and when do you get your best ideas?

While I'm fighting off 15 cops and masturbating at the same time after I smoke a bunch of meth

If you could invent a holiday what would it be?

Wasim Perviz day

What is your opinion about same gender relationships?

QUEERZ
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What do you think you do best?

haev sweg, yolo and fuk ur bich

What do you expect in 2014?

no gf

Was this year a good year for you?

Nah

What are you looking forward to in the new year?

Preyty much nothing

If you could learn a new skill today, what would it be?

How to tip a fedora

Who were the top 5 hottest girls of all your exgirlfriends??????

Taylor, Tori, Aubry, Lindsay and Nicole

How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror?

too many

What was the last picture you made?

Like picture I took? A skateboarding one

What are your plans for tonight?

play wwe 2k14

Do you have a Christmas tree? Post a picture.

I have a festivus pole

Where do you think Santa Claus is from?

The North Pole, are you that stupid?

What does the life you want to live look like?

Not in this time period

What do you think will be the most popular electronic gadget given as a gift this year?

iSwag

What's something you're not very good at but enjoy doing anyway?

playing guitar

What gift would you like to receive on the upcoming holidays?

Some new boots would be cool

Who in your life do you wish you’d met sooner?

Ur mom

Would you date yourself if you were someone else?

Probably

If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie which one would you pick?

The Outsiders

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