If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie which one would you pick?

The Shawshank Redemption

What if you met someone fatter than you?

Probably squee gleefully~

How much fat could a fat dragon fat if a fat dragon could fat FAT?

*belches*

What would you do if someone said you're too skinny?

Sit on 'em

Arf, Arf, woof, howl?

Oh bebe

If an incredibly fat cat offered a cheeseburger what'd you say?

I say I'd eat the fucking cheeseburger

But seriously, Boxers, Briefs, or Panties? One only.

I WOULD BURST FREE OF THEM ALL

If a very fat cat offered you a slice of pizza what would you say?

How fat we talkin'?

Boxers, Briefs or Panties?

I can't go commando? :c

Why are people here so mean to you? = ; w ; =

Because this is basically me

But would you like to supersize that supersize?

Also yes

Would you like to supersize that order?

YES

Buy me a fuckin' pizza, would ya?

Why do you make fake profiles to try and talk to people? why can't you just leave them alone?

I'm pretty sure you're the guy who asked all those insulting questions

Christ, at least tell the truth!

You and the last person you slept with have your bodies spontaneously swapped for the day! Who was it and what do you do first with your new self?

Fap, intensely

Yo man, have you considered covering your tracks and ditching the old screen name that has an ED page attached to it?

I'm more surprised people still care that I have an ED page

God knows it's more sad than funny anyway

Senpai will you notice me?

you're honestly such a fucking creep.

stop laughing, it's glandular

I-I'm just big boned! ;-;

How many gifs of laughing people do you have?

About 130

GENTOO?

Always

Just hurry up and get banned.

You were banned from FA for selling illegal shit to unsuspecting people. shitskull.

I wish I could prefix my answers with gifs, because it's the answer you deserve <3

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-banned! It's almost like people don't like having you around or something. Maybe you should work on your people skills. Why are you so bad at interacting with other people? Is it your false sense of superiority?

While I applaud the attempt at a caustic remark, the reason I was banned (well, suspended) from Furaffinity amazingly enough, had nothing to do with my attitude (Though of course I'd think that, wouldn't I?)

I'll answer your question with another question however. Which is more likely, my "false sense of superiority" of Furaffinity picking an incompetent administration team?