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y do u hve freklz

I has freckles because sometimes at night little fairies land on me and then I talk to them and they give me candy but then when they stay for too long they accidentally poop on me and it stays there forever because it's fairy poop.

How do you feel about yr last name?

It's a bitch and it's annoying as hell because nobody ever pronounces it right

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I'm sorry to hear that. You two seemed good together

We both agreed that we're much better as friends anyway. It was a pretty easy breakup in my opinion and we're still close friends.

Did they give you a bunch of drugs after they put the metal plate in?

Yeah I was totally loopy and high as a kite on morphine and some other IV drugs.

Jack wtf happened to your leg?!

I fell longboarding and shattered the growth plate into 4 pieces, broke my anklebone, and fractured my tibia.

Do you have any suggestions for a downhill longboard?

A landyatchz top speed/drop speed/wolfshark or an arbor vugenhausen

Who are your best friends? And what are some memories?

Best friends: Lindy, Hannah, Conor/Connor I guess, memories: sneaking out and doing really stupid shit

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