Why can't we drive cars off cliffs?

Because I don't want you ruining my nice car!!!

What's the colour of the sky?

Right now, light blue.

Are you a comedian?

I wish I was. I think I'm pretty funny. ;P

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Would you ever want to conquer the world?

No, the world shouldn't be conquered by one person but shared among everyone.

Why do people ask questions on a website instead of in person or text?

It's fun when it's anon.

Twitter or Facebook?

Twiterrrrrrr. Tweet Tweet!

Eminem or Kayne West?

Kanye!! #Yeezus

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side...

Why are people afraid?

Rejection, death, and failure. Just to name a few.

Who's your favourite superhero?

.....I can't pick just oneeeeeee......

Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

Depends, is it Chewy Chips Ahoy?

Do you like poop?

Your obsession with poop is unhealthy.

Is it good poop 5 times a day?

That might be a overdoing it a little.... But if you eat a lot I guess you have to refresh your system..?

Why is poop naturally brown?

I'm not Google.

Why do people ask weird questions?

They want weird answers.

Would you ever want to be a villain?

It would be fun, but I wouldn't have the heart to be one.

What's your favourite flower?

Orchids!

Japan or China?

Chinaaaaaa

Knives or guns?

Neither!!

Do they see you rollin and dey be hatin?

dey always be hatin!

Are drugs fun?

If they help you get better, yes.

Hi! :)

Hey! :-)

Text me some day? Everyone has my number. Just get it from them if you need it.

Okay, I'll text you later...... (Who is this?)

Do you think that this world is going on a hill downwards and that it'll be very hard to bring it back? Or is it completely lost?

I'm very afraid that it's heading downhill, but I've seen different people do things that restore my faith in humanity and if we could all learn from those people then we have nothing to be afraid of. Kindness is infectious.

What's quantum foam?

The foundation of the fabric of the universe!

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