Daaaaamn playa - just what's your secret for getting famous chicks like qwen?? was she hard to get? who made the first move? ಠ_ಠ
I make the move on her an said you don't need no agent cuz I'm a player ass pimp and the game don't stop all you gotta do is fuck a few big shots
Holy shit, I still can't believe you went all the way with Gwen just like that! How did you meet her? At what point did you know you were actually going to get her in bed? =_=
When she sucked me rightly and blew me politely
do u have any tattoos? does gwen have any? :))))))
I do I have 5 and she had a flying phallus on her inner thigh
do you have any nicknames
scum, evans, ryan evans, papa evans, daddy, master
I see. So how much time did it take you to get her in bed? And how did she let you know she liked you? o.O
Shit was quick man, let my hand slide between her mini skirt slip a finger in her pantie straight go to work what time is it don't watch the clock lay back bby gurl and I'll rock the cock
What's the largest thing you've ever had thrown at you?
Probably one of those big exercise balls
Wait.... Gwen Stefani, the blonde singer?? Way to go bro! How was she? And where did it happen?
she was nice, and it was in the back of her car behind mcMurphys bar, drinking bailey's and playing love games
Who do you think asked your last anonymous question?
U
Are you romantic? Why or why not?
I am very much so when there's mutual interest at the dating level, I can be the best guidance and boyfriend ever. but, as of late the interest level has only been mutual on a sexual scale
umm is it true you banged gwen stefani the other day?
you know what idk how tf tmz caught me on that one we were really really discrete about the whole relationship
Which three words describe what living in your city is like?
Hell on earth where the so cal rednecks roam freely with ignorance in the air
Your nose is pierced?
Yeah haha it's been that way for a while I usually wear a clear stud for work so I don't wear anything noticeable most of the time
message me on chatous
Idk what that is
What is missing in your life that would make you very happy?
Haha, you're probably some fat ugly ass mother fucker. I know I'm pretty attractive and I know you probably wish you had or looked like lily because she's gorgeous, get off anon you worthless pile of shit