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Ryan Evans
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Liked by: gensalee

family guy or south park?

South park, I don't watch either rlly anymore but I've always preferred it

Who rules the World?

I do secretly tbh

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Daaaaamn playa - just what's your secret for getting famous chicks like qwen?? was she hard to get? who made the first move? ಠ_ಠ

I make the move on her an said you don't need no agent cuz I'm a player ass pimp and the game don't stop all you gotta do is fuck a few big shots

Holy shit, I still can't believe you went all the way with Gwen just like that! How did you meet her? At what point did you know you were actually going to get her in bed? =_=

When she sucked me rightly and blew me politely

do u have any tattoos? does gwen have any? :))))))

I do I have 5 and she had a flying phallus on her inner thigh

do you have any nicknames

scum, evans, ryan evans, papa evans, daddy, master

I see. So how much time did it take you to get her in bed? And how did she let you know she liked you? o.O

Shit was quick man, let my hand slide between her mini skirt slip a finger in her pantie straight go to work what time is it don't watch the clock lay back bby gurl and I'll rock the cock

What's the largest thing you've ever had thrown at you?

Probably one of those big exercise balls

Wait.... Gwen Stefani, the blonde singer?? Way to go bro! How was she? And where did it happen?

she was nice, and it was in the back of her car behind mcMurphys bar, drinking bailey's and playing love games

Who do you think asked your last anonymous question?

U

Are you romantic? Why or why not?

I am very much so when there's mutual interest at the dating level, I can be the best guidance and boyfriend ever. but, as of late the interest level has only been mutual on a sexual scale

umm is it true you banged gwen stefani the other day?

you know what idk how tf tmz caught me on that one we were really really discrete about the whole relationship

Which three words describe what living in your city is like?

Hell on earth where the so cal rednecks roam freely with ignorance in the air

Your nose is pierced?

Yeah haha it's been that way for a while I usually wear a clear stud for work so I don't wear anything noticeable most of the time

message me on chatous

Idk what that is

What is missing in your life that would make you very happy?

Money and cocaine
Liked by: Michael Warming

If you could sleep with any ex, who would it be?

They're an ex, ha. I have a current girlfriend why would I take a step backwards

lily is ugly af just like u

Haha, you're probably some fat ugly ass mother fucker. I know I'm pretty attractive and I know you probably wish you had or looked like lily because she's gorgeous, get off anon you worthless pile of shit

Ever been to Scotland?

No,

Mrs Lily Evans

What about lily?

wheres that?

Florida
Liked by: Joey Olsen

Where you from?

Bakersfield

ever heard bus wankers?

Do spider have puss puss?

Make sure you treat Lily right. Next time you see her, please give her a massive squishy hug :)

I do that always :D

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