If you could paint anything what would you paint?

Naked people

do girls really care about dick size?

Yee yee son! I mean the way you use it totally matters too thought

I just do it bare.

You sir are a warrior. Gets the job done though

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I download metric shit tons of porn to fill the void in my heart.

That's awesome, you forgot though, how much lotion do you buy and what kind would YOU recommend?

im really glad that you make your girl so happy

Thank you! I try she means the world to me

your good at b.p. and you seem really chill.i like your style.

Thank you very much! I really appreciate it man! Hahahaha

If you were famous what would you be famous for?

Probably infamous for being some kind of corrupted government official

Keep doing what your doing..There isn't very much guys like you anymore..Thankyou for being 1 of the few

Thank you! I'm not the best person in the world but I do like to think I'm a good boyfriend! @lilydebesha deserves it (:

What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?

Do something awesome and get more than 15 minutes hahahah

i want ur gf, if you dont treat her right, i will, ok?

If you want my girlfriend, you can just sulk in your agony as I'll still be with her, making her happy loving her every single day. Move on loser. Get over it. I've been with her for a year and a half still going strong (: have fun crying about it.
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Who is the most flawless women alive?

@lilydenesha ;D & Mila Kunis

Do you think that toilets were made to sit around the other way? As to have a little table to put a book to read or bowl of cereal to eat? what is your preference about this?

I like sitting on them backwards sometimes after a shower ever since I saw that southpark Hahahaha

Do you believe in second chances?

Yeah of course I do, I have made mistakes before, everyone has. Sometimes life doesn't give you a second chance though, like it's all about circumstances. If its up to me and someone did something wrong, depending on what, I'll give a chance.

Which would you rather? Batman or Superman.

Batman, he wasn't gifted he made himself what he is. I think the guys like him and iron man that are inventors are more heroic than the accidental powers stuff.

Would you ever go skydiving?

Maybe, it would be pretty interesting, I'm afraid of heights but YOLO right? Hahahaha

How many fingers am I holding up?

38. Because you have some kind of deformity
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do you like whales?

I like waffles. Giant sea animals scare the shit out of me

When you dance, you look like…?

An idiot

Can you do me a favor and block the person who sends you the next thing using UK insults? it's @loulou806 and honestly idk what her problem is. I think she has internet MPD haha. thanks babe, i love you! love, your personal slag.

Thank thou mine wench (: I shall do such things, tis be funny though.

What do you think is the greatest problem facing the teenagers of today?

Stds. Drugs, no work ethic, having kids and not being prepared.

haha you know nothing! LOL

I think you know nothing "LOL" and slag? Where do you live England? Shouldn't you be drinking tea or somethin? How could you possibly know more than I do when we don't even live in the same country? Hahahaha!

your gf is a slag shes cheating on you!

Hahaha yeah... She's cheating. Besides the fact I see her everyday and anyone who lives in our town would know about it and tell me. GTFO fool
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If you had to choose a type of color that you thought represented yourself, which would it be?

Orange red

ewwww yur uglay!

So is your English haha
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What helps you to sleep better?

Talking to my girlfriend before bed. (:
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