How often do you listen to the radio? What is your favorite radio station?
no.
What do you want to know about the future?
no.
Can you sum up your day so far in just one word?
no.
Do you remember your first friend?
no shit, bitches
Do you give money to beggars in the street?
I live with beggars in the street
What is your attitude towards hunting?
slit the bastards in the groin, make the pain bad before you send them off
Do you like being alone?
Yeah you're all fucking moron headed spam faces and masturbating is fun x
You're given one wish...what would it be?
2 be as sexy as fuck and fuck everyone and then fuck the devil and then fuck the devil out of him and then die
What's the first thing you check when you turn on your computer?
if ur tiny prick is working or not
What is the most popular lie, people tell to each other?
Nah
If you were going to be stuck on an island with three celebrities, which three would you choose?
Winehouse, Jackson and Dean Dead.
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?
Wtf r u talkin about m8
What was the first thing you learned to cook?
Shit man I thought that said something else
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Don't screw snails
Who do you respect the most?
Mother
What’s your favorite method of shopping?
With my husband's credit card. I make sure he has his freedom pass.
What is the traditional meal in your country?
Pot noodle and a bottle of vodka and a fag from the gutter.
Who was your idol when you were growing up?
Marge Simpson
When is the world going to end?
42 minutes and 17 seconds xxxx
If you could be invisible, what would you do?
can this thing not ask me really weird questions, like would i rather die choking on a rat, or the way the girl who had the rat up her vagina in american psycho did
If you could be half man half animal, which animal would you choose?
horse
What’s the best thing to do after a long and hard day?
i dont even know why im doing these i have actual work to do and im just answering random questions that nobody cares about