Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?
Depends where....
What’s your favorite seafood?
Whale penis
What was your favorite subject in school?
potions
What color shoes are you wearing today?
7
What is your favorite flower?
Crysmyassemums
What should a real man be able to do?
Adorn a path with two mutually pleasing shrubberies from a shrubber, then cut down the greatest tree in the forest with a herring.
Which historical event would you have most liked to attend?
The discover of time travel but I guess I already went to that.... Or not yet or someday....
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My tentacles
What is your favorite clothing store?
Baby gap
What does it mean when a man looks at other women when he is with his girlfriend?
he has a pulse
If you could be half man half animal, which animal would you choose?
centipede, so i can be the human-centipede
If only one book existed, which book would you like it to be?
a Swahili to Portuguese dictionary
If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?
I would walk up behind them and tell them to meet me behind the store immediately. There i would explain that we were being watched by the government and weren't safe to talk inside. I would then take them to a safe location, but knowing the government they would capture the person from me no matter where we went. I would eventually find the holding cell where i would knock out the guard with chloroform. I would remove the key from his belt and unlock the cell, at which time i would poop on their shoes and run away. Don't shoplift people, i'll poop on your shoes.
What is the most interesting city to visit in your country?
MURICA IS A CITY
What is the most important thing your country has given to the world?
diabetes
Should animal hunting be banned?
NO WAY have you seen the way they treat plants these days we need to stop hurting mother nature everybody, put down the meat, put down the salad. EAT A ROCK FOR THE CHILDREN
If you had a boat, what would you name it?
the seamen swallower
What are your major goals in life?
1.to get major goals 2. give up pointless goals 3. repeat
Where do you go for advice?
Ask.com
If you were going to be stuck on an island with three celebrities, which three would you choose?
Child-stars, so I could overpower them. Then I would tie them up an use them as bait for jaguars who I will befriend with people-jerky and ride around the island.