How many kids do you want to have?

I dont mind really, as many as the girl i am with wants :)

How do you no about that ;)

Im in the tree outside your house babe ;)

Why can't I go to sleep on Sundays ?

Because you masturbate too much on saturday

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What music you into?

Anything really, the bands i like are... Blink-182, green day, simple plan, sum 41 :)

Jeff hardy until he went to TNA now he's a cunt

He was awesome, hes a sell out now!

Mate how on earth do you get people to ask you questions iv tried to share it but nobody bothers! hahaha :P

Peter
Hahaha i dont know mate! Just come on, and people are asking me random ass questions :P
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Who was your favourite wwe wrestler?

Randy Orton :D wbu

Do you think ask fm should change its name because its not a radio station so it shouldn't have fm?

I never really thought about that haha! But honestly, i couldnt care less :P

Hello you sexy beast

Alright gorgeous ;)

Well that escalated quickly Spider-Man

Indeed it did batman... Indeed it did

I'm lucky to be here having this conversation with you as the joker an mr freeze double teamed me and if it wasn't for cat woman showing up and flashing her tits I would be dead

Well, good think i have arrived. As you may know, i am spiderman, but not just any spiderman... I like to shoot the web out of my penis because our enemies wont expect it! I call it... The cumshot!

Interesting debate really as being single there's no stress as you said but then when you see people in relationships you think that's what I want but then like when a mate is in a relationship an they have a bad argument you think fuck that right off

Yeah its annoying how either way, your gonna feel depressed or upset at some point :/ just wish i could be happy :/

I'm batman

Well batman... We meet again

I can't top that , bit about flash was genius

Haha thank you :P Who is this anyway hahaha!

Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?

It depends. I like being single, because i feel free, i can do anything i want. But i want to be in a relationship, because i get lonely, and just want somebody to love, and for somebody to love me too
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Well have you seen Gandalf the grey raping hermione granger in the engine room of the millennium falcon ,while captain America sat there ferociously wanking off a 2 year old cat with a 12 inch penis and Fred flinstone was licking whipped cream from Marge Simpsons crusty arsehole

Yes i have. Have you ever seen dumbledoor fingering lois griffins ears in the castle of goblins, while flash rapidly sucks off hulks jolly green giant while licking the left testical of an ostrich, inside the chum bucket of bikini bottom, and rubbing some jelly into homer simpsons gangrene infested toenails

Yes I agree girls do deserve to be treated with respect even if they do fuck with your mind

Exactly! :)

Oh that's a shame you won't take advantage off the fact HIV is now curable I respect you kind sir

I would never take advantage of this fact, or any girl because of this information :') I respect girls, and would never treat them any less than perfect

Well have you ever met a n armadillo with 9 legs wearing roller skates eating David Cameron's testicles while watching a beaver get sucked off by Margaret thatcher the milk snatcher

Yes i have. Have you ever seen a donkey fisting a koala's ass while stroking nick cleggs balls, who is playing tic tac toe with a chicken who is licking out a gorillas nostril and milking some bunny ears through a straw in the middle of a field in narnia

Have you heard that they've found a cure for HIV ,does this mean you will tear up the nearest pussy with no fear off catching this now curable but horrific disease?

Ermm noo haha!

Have you ever met a pineapple that plays the banjo while bungee jumping from Mount Everest ?

indeed i have! Have you ever met a sponge that plays scrabble with a potato while playing monopoly with a mentally challenged giraffe

Do you no the muffin man?

I LOVE THE MUFFIN MAN

Does the person you like name start with a "c"?

Yeah
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Are you putting on a front???

nope

What makes someone attractive?

To me, i would say their personality :) Their looks are just a bonus

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