How do you get in the pool?

Jump that shit

what annoys you about other jess?

Nothing!
Love her!
She's bae!

:)

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What do you do when the remote is too far?

I never have the remote so I'm not phased
Sarah controls the channels

Lyrics that describe your date last night? (Nothing filthy please because I doubt he had sex with you)

Tove Lo- talking bodies
"Now if we're talking bodies you've got a perfect one so put it on me swear it won't take you long. If you love me right, we fuck for life"

jeeeeeess,anon got creepy xD

Jess
Hahaha

;))

Jess
;)))))

ahaha xD

Jess
Hahahaha you know what's up XD

Lyrics that describe your life right now?

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj- flawless
"All this ass on that flawless dick"
Haha

How many messages do you send per day?

Too many

Oh who are you going out with instead?

Hehe none of your business silly anon
Message me for juicy details x

Still nervous?

You know what? No I'm not.
My hair is soft and fluffy
My legs are so smooth that I can't stop touching them
I smell like baby powder and bubblegum
And my lips taste like grape fanta.
I'm not wasting this on some man who isn't even going to call me back. Screw that I'm going to go out with a boy who doesn't talk about sex evey three messages.

alg bae

:) x

You aren't actually going out with that guy. You just found a photo of a hot guy and are saying that you are

Bitch please
That's him texting me.
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hot fucking damn ;)))))

Jess
I know right!!!

Holy mother of god You weren't joking Holy fuck

I was not joking haha

I need to judge hotness for myself. Picture?

I will not disappoint.
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Why are you stressing out?

I have a date with a premium hottie tonight
Like I'm not kidding he's a full on 10 out of 10
Literally the hottest guy who has ever spoken to me
And he's picking me up tonight
Like ughhhh what do I do?
How do I dress? Act? Do my makeup?

How are you on this beautiful Nelson day?

Fucking stressing out!

Do you have a boyfriend?

Well anon.... If all goes well I may have one by the end of the week.... Maybe.... Hopefully.....

Are you afraid of being a failure?

Constantly.

I'm hoe apparentley ;)

Jess
You are!
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What pet names do you use for like family and friends?

Well it's different depending on who
Mom- mommy
Sarah- midge, fat shit, muffin
Close friends- slut, hoe, darling
Not so close friends- don't really have pet names for not close friends

What pet names do you use for boyfriends?

A lot haha.. It goes in stages starting and the basics- babe, baby, sweetie and Hun then once I'm comfortable with the guy I use once like- buttercup, sugar, apple pie, butterbean and sunshine
Eventually if I'm like head over heels I use Ma Petit Chou which means my little cabbage

If you opened up a restaurant what kind of food would you serve?

Home style cooking
Big hearty meals

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