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Cosmic conspiracy. That's been my running theory for years now.
Generally speaking I don't respond to "loaded" questions where the goal is clearly to goad a certain response out of me, I also tend to avoid questions that I just simply don't have a concrete answer for, some things are very abstract and grey from my perspective so a definitive answer is very hard to provide.
most of them.
I say most because some are too small to be broken properly unless I get really thorough.
Bernie Sanders is the only one not competing to see which candidate is better for running our country into the ground.
You can always touch it, but it will be extremely painful.
for you.
...pap?
That would imply I am capable of producing anything at all, which would be false.
I don't fraternize with my food.
I don't have distant friends.