Zombies taking over the world, literally raining cats and dogs and then red indians eating me with ketchup and chuttni
we med students can only dream bout em universities
my grandchildren don't get impressed by my stories tbvh
Oreo and chai
4 days and a head injury hahaha
I'll do you one better, I don't have a paaaaasword
I jus wanna have lil kids dats it
No I don't have anyone marked
So that you get to reply me with 'hmmmm' naughty!
No matter what topic it is I'll somehow manage to reply with 'hmmm'
Precious time precious Nutella
Y'all jus tryin' it now don't lie
Keep playing PUBG
I was sitting next to this almost 50 year old stranger whilst traveling today, he was talking to someone named Sweetie baby ( I peeked at his phone) he was sayin things like 'I come you come we happy we house' in short I want a sweetie baby
My right atrium jus told me not to answer anything but blood
unfortunately I'm in a room with two 26 years old baba jees who are snoring like shit, life is hard!
Sunhairi pati wala
hands so cold can't even wipe shit
Its like bryani with elaichi+1 answer in: “How hard is your life?”
I'm really perplexed rn I can't decide whether I should eat oreo and smoke or smoke with some coffee or have oreo with coffee, the struggle is real+1 answer Read more
I jus watched *Tag* and it's a frickin great idea
He's being tested he'll get over it I'm sure cause yk he lives under my bed+3 answers in: “How's your jin baba? I miss jin baba stories.”
So his wife left him,he got beat up by the big foot and now he doesn't even try to scare me+3 answers in: “How's your jin baba? I miss jin baba stories.”