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Ally Randolph
HAN SOLO IS NOT A JEDI MICKEY!!

why are you so attracted to me??

since you asked anonymously I'm probably not at all.
Liked by: Alicia Gunter

And/or what about a horse with the sun?

i can't think of anything clever. damn

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This conversation is just happening now, no ones drunk.

oh well I'm glad your above the influence

What about a cow with the moon?

this isn't fair if I was drunk when we had this convo....

How would ya feel if I gave you some stars with that chicken?

I'm not following...

I had a crush on you.. Confession. Haha.

I'm honored. thank you!

Tate is a cool name.

thanks yo, I take pride in it
Liked by: Edwin Lemus

Do you love your country?

oh yeah.

Are you afraid of the future?

nah bring that shit on.
Liked by: Christian Whitson

You're one of my best friends

Edwin Lemus
same to you bud.
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Lets be honest, you're in to me

probably...

I know that. ;)

good!!

You're an inspiration Jeffrey

call me Tate, Jeffrey is my father

I wouldn't even consider it a boat...more like little raft ... :(

you ride that raft with pride and confidence.

Why are you so sexy

my friend magic man taught me how to be.

Can I kiss those dimples? ;)

uhh yeah.

Micro penis size syndrome is a bitch

its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.
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They don't make my size

sorry pal

I have redness on my balls, help?

wear protection.

I see dead people, help me?

close your eyes.

That was a douche answer

anal question...

Where and when

next leap year febuary 29th

Dtf! Anal?

if you take me out to eat first, maybe

What do you miss?

The old cartoon network...

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