Ask @Tattlebug:

Greatest strengths? Worst weaknesses?

Well, according to things people have told me!
I’m very straightforward and curious!
I’m annoying and I talk too much and I don’t have good timing and I’m dumb and I’m rude and I don’t get along well with others and I’m abrasive and I’m not trying hard enough and I need to learn when to hold my tongue.

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One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

1) Bold of you to assume I sleep.
2) Give them pats because they’re guarding me from murders that might try and kill me while I’m reading.

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