More than you
Fuck off you nosey cunt
I would too
Someone send me on holiday with the McCann's, can't be arsed with this shite anymore.
I prefer my bed mate
I'm the hottest cunt
It's called an implantation you fucking idiot, leave me alone
Fuck is wrong with you? Get gone
Fuck off you weirdo I'll slap your cat
Na fuck off yer nosey twat
Ye, fuck off you twat
Don't like those girls who are like a human cheese grater and scrape their teeth on every inch of your dick. Or those girls when they're on top and it's like they're shuffling their chair in closer to the dinner table😩 Absolute nightmare I swear.
The "I'm 25 dating a 16 year old, but she will be 17 in march" starter pack.
No you nosey cunt
Get their phones out on video camera and start a fucking sprinting towards the kid being thrown halfway across the yard while screaming 'worldstar!!'
Don't be desperate for a guy. Don't be desperate for a guy to feel the same way about you. Don't be desperate for a guy to make time for you. Don't be desperate for a guy to give you a lot of attention. You lose a little bit of your self-worth every time you show him how desperate you are to be the girl he wants. You're showing him that you're insecure, you're showing him that you're weak, and you're showing him that you're the one that needs him and he doesn't have to need you. How do you expect him to respect you when you're always letting him walk all over you? How do you expect him to take you seriously when you're always allowing him to put you down? How do you expect him to admire you when you give him control over feelings? No guy is worth losing your self-worth for no matter how you feel about him, and you shouldn't be okay with yourself for that. Most importantly, don't be so desperate that you'd give a guy enough power over you to determine your happiness because your happiness is only yours to keep. If he can't see that you're worth it, then he ain't worth it and you should find comfort in knowing that you are worth it to someone else out there right now. Don't be desperate for a guy's love, especially the wrong guy.
You're funny as fuck, you're literally always pissed, you're good looking and you're always pissed. You're a cool potato Xx
Nah, my instinct said 'G'won r kid, sniff that line, you'll have a sick time' 10 lines later n i'm contemplating life...
Nah, fuck that. Couldn't be arsed having a girlfriend that goes town... The amount of lasses I've seen cheating on their completely oblivious boyfriends in town is unbelievable. It's just full of sex pest who'd do and say anything to get into their knickers. Disgusting.
'A joint before bed prepares you for the rough days ahead.' - Taylor Redmond.
Ever just look at someone on double digits and just wonder what the fuck is wrong with them? Stupid sluts, probably got every STI under the sun.
All these girls claiming they know loads of 'fuck boys' when they bounce from lad to lad with their dirty kebab and would probably sleep with your bestmate if they got the chance.