Heather Jerk-a-millerLatest answers
What do you love the smell of?
Napalm in the morning
What are the three things that you cannot live without?
Water, Air, Food
What do you order at Starbucks?
Get the smelling salts ready.....
I don't order anything from Starbucks.
What is the Universe made of?
Some science-y stuff.
Who is your biggest mentor?
I'm not sure, I never tried to measure them.
At what age do you consider someone old?
It's not someone's age that makes them old, it's their lack of understanding slang that makes them old.
I haven't understood a word anyone has said to me in the past 5 years.
How do you prefer to travel?
When I'm in a new city, I like to walk the streets, explore, look at the architecture, smell the air. I really like to dig in.
How do you like your coffee
I like my coffee the same way I like my men:
Cold, bitter, and full of booze
What's your favorite pickup line?
So, I noticed you're into breathing. I like breathing too! Wanna get some coffee and talk about how great breathing is?
Do you give money to beggars in the street?
Do I give PEOPLE money in the streets.
The homeless people in my area exist, but are not as visible as they are in other areas. If I did see someone asking for money, I would.
What’s wrong with the world?
We are the world. If it sucks, it's because we do.
How long does it take to really 'know' someone?
Time has nothing to do with it. Someone's willingness to be known does.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how weird are you?
I don't believe I am weird at all
When you’ll be 90 years old, what will matter most to you?
How well I loved, and how I affected those around me, which I hope will be positively.
What makes you special?
Nothing. I'm just like every other jerk you know.
How old were you when you started playing video games?
Can you believe we used to blow into our game cartridges? How silly is that?
Dammit I'm old......
I was 8, or 9. I inherited a younger uncles old Nintendo with a few games; Ikari Warriors, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Friday the 13th.
Where were you 3 hours ago?
God mom, you're so nosy!
Do you prefer to talk or to listen?
What is your zodiac sign?
I'm a Vagittarius
What is under your bed?
Monsters, probably. And dust bunnies.
Do you believe that each individual on Earth has a soulmate?
The idea of a soulmate is rather depressing when you think about it. Aside from that, I think it's very dangerous to look outside of yourself to feel whole. You're already a whole person, there is no missing or better half.
People should complement your lives, not complete them.
What is the best thing to do on a first date?
Star gazing, going on a picnic, having a water gun battle, reading poetry aloud, renting a little row boat and going out on the lake, making food together...
Are you a city or a nature person?
Nature. I like to think about how everything is connected and dependent on one another for survival.
What are your favorite subjects to talk about?
Life, death, reincarnation.... lots of things. People and gossip are my least favorite subjects.
What is the meaning of your name?
Heather: a low-growing plant of northern areas that has small leaves and tiny white or purplish-pink flowers.
It totally fits me! That's soooo me.