Ask @TheBastardCat:

Are you a traveler or a homebody?

"You've gotta have a home to be a homebody."

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Bungee or a parachute jump? ??

"No."

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If you were really hungry, really exhausted, AND really gross, what would you do first — eat, nap, or shower?

"I'd take a fucking shower, I'm not a savage."

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Do you prefer to travel by train, bus, plane or ship?

"I'll keep my feet on the ground where they belong."

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"Will you ever teach me to dance like Shakira?"

Agnes Hale
"Are you looking to get your ass kicked?"

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What is the worst gift you have ever received?

"A grenade."

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Do you believe the devil exists?

"Look at my nonexistent facial expression and ask me again."

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What's your biggest phobia?

"Shoot me in the head before you take me into a hospital."

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Who is someone you wish you had never met?

"I've gotta list for you."

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Do you miss anyone right now?

"I do. Even if it's only been a little while since I've seen her."

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Who is your favorite person?

"Can fuckin' laugh about it if you want. But there's a cat back at the old place, she's been with me longer than... well, just about anybody. First one I got along with when I started staying there, first litter of kittens I found... so, I've called her Mama Cat ever since. She's a good old girl."

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If you could live forever, would you want to?

"I guess we'll find out, won't we?"

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Why do some people enjoy life and others don’t?

"Because it ain't fair."

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What is one thing that happened in your life that without it happening, you would never be where you are today?

"I can't think of anything otherwise."

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If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

"It's an asshole move to put somebody you care about on a crashing plane, ain't it?"

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Are you afraid of the dark?

"There's a lot more to be afraid of out there."

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What freaks you out?

"Heights. Dogs."

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What is your idea of hell?

"Something I try not to think about."

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Who knows you better than anyone else?

"There's a certain Irish girl."

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What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?

"A reoccurring one. I feel my rib cage closing in until the bones break. I wake up, can't breathe. Throws me right out of bed."

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What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

"Dreams... more like night terrors. Now where do I begin?"

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Have you ever got into trouble with the police?

"I AM trouble with the police."

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Do any of the things that used to upset you a few years ago matter at all to you today?

"If everything that happened a few years ago got to me today... I'd still be there."

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Are cats or dogs smarter?

"You can sure as hell bet I'm gonna say cats."

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If you feel stressed what would you do to reduce it?

"Target practicing. Pouring a drink."

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