Ask @TheBastardCat:

Why you shouldn't get married?

"I'm not so sure it makes sense for a demon to get married. It's an overrated process anyway."

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If you could go back in time to talk to yourself, what would you say?

"Kid from here on out, you've got two options. I'll tell you the one I know about."

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If you had to change your first name, what name would you choose?

"That's about the only part of my name I wouldn't change."

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When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

"It's too fucking early to be awake."

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If you were really hungry, really exhausted, AND really gross, what would you do first — eat, nap, or shower?

"I'd take a fucking shower, I'm not a savage."

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