Are you a traveler or a homebody?
"You've gotta have a home to be a homebody."
If you were really hungry, really exhausted, AND really gross, what would you do first — eat, nap, or shower?
"I'd take a fucking shower, I'm not a savage."
Do you prefer to travel by train, bus, plane or ship?
"I'll keep my feet on the ground where they belong."
"Are you looking to get your ass kicked?"
Do you believe the devil exists?
"Look at my nonexistent facial expression and ask me again."
What's your biggest phobia?
"Shoot me in the head before you take me into a hospital."
Do you miss anyone right now?
"I do. Even if it's only been a little while since I've seen her."
Who is your favorite person?
"Can fuckin' laugh about it if you want. But there's a cat back at the old place, she's been with me longer than... well, just about anybody. First one I got along with when I started staying there, first litter of kittens I found... so, I've called her Mama Cat ever since. She's a good old girl."
If you could live forever, would you want to?
"I guess we'll find out, won't we?"
What is one thing that happened in your life that without it happening, you would never be where you are today?
"I can't think of anything otherwise."
If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?
"It's an asshole move to put somebody you care about on a crashing plane, ain't it?"
What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?
"A reoccurring one. I feel my rib cage closing in until the bones break. I wake up, can't breathe. Throws me right out of bed."
What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
"Dreams... more like night terrors. Now where do I begin?"
Have you ever got into trouble with the police?
"I AM trouble with the police."
Do any of the things that used to upset you a few years ago matter at all to you today?
"If everything that happened a few years ago got to me today... I'd still be there."