If your dicks ran a country, a... dicktatorship, if you will, what would be the first 4 laws enacted?
1. The Rabbit Pun-ishment Act, stating that all puns must be filed in advance and have a standard, four load swallow toll. Said toll will be applied to a certain "Loren Ipsun"s fur, upholstery or hardwood floors whenever deemed fit.
2. National Pregnancy Act, stating that every 6 months for one week, all sex must be done for the sole purpose of procreation, consensual or not. Any Non conceptual acts will be punished to the highest extent of the law.
3. The International Affairs Mandate, stating that, in spite of any outstanding charges, fees, or any ort of rank/title, every visitor of the country is obligated to have atleast one "Free Fuck" with any of the current brothels, breeding stockades, diplomatic emissary or even the commander in chief himself at any time.
4. Party Times Act, stating that in the event of economic or structural collapse within the government, the people can take it upon themselves to do whatever they deem fit, save for impeachment or death of the commander in chief, to restart the country. These actions, no matter how orthodox, will be overlooked for a 3 month period. If the government is once again stable, all actions will be reviewed to determine their worth and effectiveness, and the people will be rewarded as such. Of course, any explicitly illegal actions or heinous crimes will be punished accordingly.
2. National Pregnancy Act, stating that every 6 months for one week, all sex must be done for the sole purpose of procreation, consensual or not. Any Non conceptual acts will be punished to the highest extent of the law.
3. The International Affairs Mandate, stating that, in spite of any outstanding charges, fees, or any ort of rank/title, every visitor of the country is obligated to have atleast one "Free Fuck" with any of the current brothels, breeding stockades, diplomatic emissary or even the commander in chief himself at any time.
4. Party Times Act, stating that in the event of economic or structural collapse within the government, the people can take it upon themselves to do whatever they deem fit, save for impeachment or death of the commander in chief, to restart the country. These actions, no matter how orthodox, will be overlooked for a 3 month period. If the government is once again stable, all actions will be reviewed to determine their worth and effectiveness, and the people will be rewarded as such. Of course, any explicitly illegal actions or heinous crimes will be punished accordingly.