@TheCouncilofFour

A Bunch of Dicks

If your dicks ran a country, a... dicktatorship, if you will, what would be the first 4 laws enacted?

1. The Rabbit Pun-ishment Act, stating that all puns must be filed in advance and have a standard, four load swallow toll. Said toll will be applied to a certain "Loren Ipsun"s fur, upholstery or hardwood floors whenever deemed fit.
2. National Pregnancy Act, stating that every 6 months for one week, all sex must be done for the sole purpose of procreation, consensual or not. Any Non conceptual acts will be punished to the highest extent of the law.
3. The International Affairs Mandate, stating that, in spite of any outstanding charges, fees, or any ort of rank/title, every visitor of the country is obligated to have atleast one "Free Fuck" with any of the current brothels, breeding stockades, diplomatic emissary or even the commander in chief himself at any time.
4. Party Times Act, stating that in the event of economic or structural collapse within the government, the people can take it upon themselves to do whatever they deem fit, save for impeachment or death of the commander in chief, to restart the country. These actions, no matter how orthodox, will be overlooked for a 3 month period. If the government is once again stable, all actions will be reviewed to determine their worth and effectiveness, and the people will be rewarded as such. Of course, any explicitly illegal actions or heinous crimes will be punished accordingly.

Latest answers from A Bunch of Dicks

Aside from all things pumpkin spiced, what is the one thing, if any, you enjoy about the autumn season?

How easy it is to trick cuties into warping their bodies and destroying their minds~

chocolate chip pancakes, banana pancakes, or chocolate chip banana pancakes?

Obviously banana. Not a single member will refute this, and they definitely know about it.

your sexy parts are now a giant horse penis, even larger for your usual size! what do you do?

nothing happened.

What's the favorite species to breed with according to the various members of the Council?

Reis: The ones that get pregnant. Also equines.
Ogreis: Human make best wives.
Gatete: Horses. I guess Kittens are fine too.
Galatas : Pretty much any anthro~ I guess if I had to choose though.... canines in general.

You have impregnated the Orcish Elder. She is friggin' huge, to the point where she totally can fend for herself until the child is born, but the old hag comes after you and makes you take care of her in an incredibly non-orcish fashion. What do you do to this flat-nosed silver fox you knocked up?

Reis: When I'm not feeling her stomach or trying to pound another baby into her, I'll probably be feeding her whatever she wants ~
Gatete: I put the sow back in her stall. Probably get stronger locks too.
Ogreis: Catch lots of food, eat plenty. No work for her other than clean cave and food. She wife now.
Galatas: AHHHH I CAN'T HAVE A KID

What was your big sexual dream when you were a kid? Who was your dream partner? Has it changed now compared to then?

Dream was to have a cute girl/boyfriend to do cute semi exhibitionist things with.
Partner.... Eh. If I could list em I'd have something in mind.
Yeah, it changed I used to crush on a cutie really hard when I was younger.

Which one of you peeps in the Council would have the best chance to charm a cute old lady?

Uhh... Isn't that wholly dependent on the lady? If you're askin who'd want a go, Reis and Galatas are down.

Feral animals? What's the Council's thoughts on animalistic partners?

Reis n Galatas: Hmm... But I like to hear my partners talk...
Reis :Though I mean, I guess I could make an exception some time ~
Gatete : Be a shame t'let them have all the fun. 'sides, nothin but a mare can milk me like I need.
Ogreis: Shamaness say seed only for pregnant. Oni eat meat always anyway.

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