@TheCouncilofFour

A Bunch of Dicks

On a ranking from lowly Imp Minion to some Multi-Dimensional Ultra God of Fertility, where do you on the scale? The more powerful, virile and potent the father, the higher standing an elf has in elvish society, so knowing would be great.

On a scale of peasant to mega god, he's somewhere around king level~ He can fuck a country pregnant in about a week, but he has not yet got an entire world pregnant yet~

Latest answers from A Bunch of Dicks

Aside from all things pumpkin spiced, what is the one thing, if any, you enjoy about the autumn season?

How easy it is to trick cuties into warping their bodies and destroying their minds~

chocolate chip pancakes, banana pancakes, or chocolate chip banana pancakes?

Obviously banana. Not a single member will refute this, and they definitely know about it.

your sexy parts are now a giant horse penis, even larger for your usual size! what do you do?

nothing happened.

What's the favorite species to breed with according to the various members of the Council?

Reis: The ones that get pregnant. Also equines.
Ogreis: Human make best wives.
Gatete: Horses. I guess Kittens are fine too.
Galatas : Pretty much any anthro~ I guess if I had to choose though.... canines in general.

You have impregnated the Orcish Elder. She is friggin' huge, to the point where she totally can fend for herself until the child is born, but the old hag comes after you and makes you take care of her in an incredibly non-orcish fashion. What do you do to this flat-nosed silver fox you knocked up?

Reis: When I'm not feeling her stomach or trying to pound another baby into her, I'll probably be feeding her whatever she wants ~
Gatete: I put the sow back in her stall. Probably get stronger locks too.
Ogreis: Catch lots of food, eat plenty. No work for her other than clean cave and food. She wife now.
Galatas: AHHHH I CAN'T HAVE A KID

What was your big sexual dream when you were a kid? Who was your dream partner? Has it changed now compared to then?

Dream was to have a cute girl/boyfriend to do cute semi exhibitionist things with.
Partner.... Eh. If I could list em I'd have something in mind.
Yeah, it changed I used to crush on a cutie really hard when I was younger.

Which one of you peeps in the Council would have the best chance to charm a cute old lady?

Uhh... Isn't that wholly dependent on the lady? If you're askin who'd want a go, Reis and Galatas are down.

Feral animals? What's the Council's thoughts on animalistic partners?

Reis n Galatas: Hmm... But I like to hear my partners talk...
Reis :Though I mean, I guess I could make an exception some time ~
Gatete : Be a shame t'let them have all the fun. 'sides, nothin but a mare can milk me like I need.
Ogreis: Shamaness say seed only for pregnant. Oni eat meat always anyway.

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