Ask @TheGreatDuckieness:

Are you biologically a duck, or a different species similar to ducks but different in size?

I'm human and normal size. Basically the story goes in general as follows: I introduced myself as the Great Drake (more referring to pompousness or authority than anything else). Basically, Artificial Stupidity played into effect... Then my protege decided to be a sarcastic idiot. I don't even know how "an evil pickle wanting to destroy the world cause he sleep" popped in his head. Seriously, next AI project will probably involve a refinement of their ability to process multiple meanings of words. Then again, I think the subsequent generations fixed that issue. They were a little more... Educated.

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B̼̳͇̮̆ĕ̠̫̠͈̤̖͠t̓̊̓̑̉ț̬͇̮̃̀̆e̮͈̦͉̰̔r͔͇̉̏̎ͩ͌̔ͧ͟ ̞̻͈͓ͥͭͅr͚͎͙̜̤̝͒̾͢ụ̥ͩ͐̒ͤͫn̼̮̬̗͎̪̳ͩ̃̈̇ͮ͡ ̳̪̖̣͋̅ͨ̈̑̉̚t̛̠̮͚̒ͪ̃o͙̬͇̩̙̣̦̔̒̑ ̬͓ͤ̂͟B̜̰͋̽ͦ̓̏ͨ͊͢oͩ͌͋͒ͯ̑̏҉̳sͦ͊t̙̟͚̫o̧ͤn̢̏̌͋̔͐ͅ ͋̃̿͒ͣ͢B͇͑̎̀͐̇͗̚u͂̀̚d̞̦ͭ̾̓̊ͥ̌ḍŷ̋̐̔̈́͐̕ ͍͚͑̓̓͐̚B̛̙̝͗̄ͪo̗͜y̼͚̙͕̜ͮͪ͢ ͚͚̭

T͚H͏̮̠E ̯̳̖̮͠ͅD͔̹̺͍͙͈U͏̥̯C̯̟̗̠͎͈͝Ķ̼̦̙̯͇ ̷̪ͅH̶̳͍̮͉͇̯͇A͏̹̞̬̮͖S̭̩̼͖̮̘̀ ̛̻̟̩̮B̛̤̳E͓̹͞E̹̮̮̩̹̖̙N̵͇̫͔̯ ̘͎̘̝R̝̫̩̻̘̙͠E̶͉M҉̬̠̠̭O̶̳͔̳̙̮V̛̞Ȩ̝̻D̫̘͓̩̣̬.̤̙̭̼̮ ̷̝͇̹͓̦̠͔T̪Ḫ̠̻E̥̫̦̤͇ ̞̹͉̱N͚͍E͉̫͉̯̻̕X̧̜̫͚T͙̦͎̱̲͢ͅ ̷͓P̙͔̼͈̬͓H͔͍̜͡A̙̜̼̜̪͎̻S͕̤͓̯͈͜E ̺͚̥͈͓̳̱͢S͏̜͓͓̞̺̘͙H҉̣̗̞̲̺̯̝A͖̲͕̘̯̫͎L̶̖̻L͏͇̭̦̖̘̘ ͏̱͖͈̤ͅB̲ͅḘ̷͔̩͉͇͔G̪̦I̢N͎̤͘ͅ ̴͖̝͕͇͖͓̗S̘̝̗̱̼̥̖H͎̪̪͕́ͅO̬̰̜R̩̝̲͝ͅṰ̣͚ͅL̡̝̩̘̥̫Y̯͚̣͡,̖̯̞̜̖͓ ̨̭͉͓͔͔͙ͅM̡A̧̬͈͉̯̰S̥TͅER̥̣̻̟̗̀.͓͚͍͝ͅ
*eyes flash green*

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