Ask @TheMadWelshman:

Mars or Bounty?

Gee, let me think... A pair of chocolate bars, one with nuts, one without, from the same company... How *can* I choose, especially since neither are particularly good slathered over somebody's body?
Seriously, quit asking these brand questions. I review games, I read sci-fi, fantasy, and horror, I've been checking out comics for years, know tabletop games, celtic myth, and bits and bobs of a *hundred* more interesting subjects than whether I use Shake N Vac or Vanish or some such!

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Are you satisfied with your IT skills, or do you want to improve them?

Gee, let me think about this... I can code somewhat, I know my way around the interwubs, I can video edit, and I can *mostly* build my own computer without it shitting itself the moment I turn it on.
That is a somewhat grumpy "Yes."

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How can be found a good job?

You're askin' *me*? Honestly, network, network, network. Don't be afraid of a no, accept that people are going to ask stupid questions that are more meant to discover how "Brand Loyal" you are (Answer: Generally more loyal to the cashmoneys than your brand, buddy!) than how good you'd be at your job, and have skills that are employable.
Seriously, though, there are better folks to ask. :/

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Brandy or whisky?

Either!
Remember to keep both away from sensitive areas on your partner's body, but a little trickle makes for some interesting sensations!
(I had to answer at least one more of these, to roll in the New Year with a reiteration: People asking me "THING or OTHER THING" will be answered in the form of "Which do you prefer putting on somebody's naked body." XD )

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What's your biggest kink?

Oooooooh... That's not as tough a call as you might think! Definitely the blindfolding and touch aspects of Bondage. Ropes and cuffs? Yeah, cool, but being tied up/tying someone up isn't the big thing for me.
Naaaaahhhh... It's when you or someone you're toying with can't see, but can smell, and hear, and *feel*... And out come the fingers, and the throaty whispers, and the breaths (Some with mouth wide open, some with lips puckered to focus *just*... *there*...), and ice cubes and slightly wet things and warm things and fuzzy things and...
...I'm a very sensation focused person, and it shows. >:D

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How do you feel about Unified Field Theory?

Ooh my, the simple answer is "A Can Of Worms", but... That isn't to say it isn't a *fascinating* can of worms!
Considering how many systems in physics work in similarish ways, it wouldn't surprise me if we were to eventually find such a Grand Unified Theory, but part of the problem of *discovering* it is one of scale.
To take just one example, we're pretty sure that, *theoretically*, Protons can decay (An important prediction arising from most GUTs)... But the theoretical limit of a Proton's life is 10^35 years, aka "Much longer than we've actually been around, and likely longer than we're *going* to be around."
And gravity, of course, is a problem, because most GUTs don't seem to fit it in very well... Which is either a sign we've gotten something fundamentally wrong there, such as the hypothesised existence of gravitons, or that we have large fundamental holes in our GUTs (Which, to be fair, we do seem to. But that doesn't exclude gravitons not existing.)
Do I think it's something worth chasing up? Yes. Do I think it's a waste of time? Not really. But keep in mind, firstly, I'm no expert, and secondly, I am horribly biased because several of them involve *really cool stuff* like Branes, Superstrings, and actual Multiple Universe theories.
Seriously, there is some funky stuff there, and while many folks think physics is boring... It's got a *loooot* of cool shit and theories in it. ;)

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What did you want to be when you were a child?

Let's see... I sort of covered many of these dreams with my Imaginary Self phase. So I've already been a robot, a dinosaur, and about five varieties of alien, thanks to the science and art books my parents got me, so... I kind of already *was* what I wanted to be, then settled on being a moustache twirler.

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Have your bosses ever put pressure on you? Can you work well under pressure?

I work alright under pressure, but mostly, it's been the *job*, not the bosses, that has induced the pressure, all by itself. Bar work is an excellent example, especially if it's in a club... The second bar job I did had two bar staff per bar section, and, on a club night? Around 20 to 50 customers per section at any one time, for most of the night.
I'll bitch and moan more under pressure, but I know *doing the job* is the important thing.

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Why the humanity hasn't progressed and even if the technology has evolved, there are still wars, crimes and hate?

A lot of reasons, but I think the most important one is that social progress is much more of a situational thing than technological progress. It's also slower, because *technological* progress can be done with small groups with the right idea, then spread out from there, whereas *cultural* progress requires a mass shift in a culture, something that has historically proven extremely difficult.

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Cherries jam or cranberries jam?

Hrm, honestly, cranberry jam just tastes better on someone's body, but it's *important* to remember... *SHOWER* after you've slathered things on a partner's body, especially in the case of sticky things like chocolate and jam... They ruin clothes and make you smell *real* funky if you don't!

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Do you know programming?

QBASIC, BBC BASIC, Some C++ and C#, Unity... I just haven't put it into practice yet. But it helps with the reviewing, because you usually get a better idea of *why* problems with the game are happening (Especially with Unity games), and that's a valuable perspective to have on things.
Plus, programming is fun once you realise the basic tenet: You're never going to learn *all* the tricks, so, so long as you know *what you want to do before you do it*, you can research how, and your work generally seems to improve once you've planned properly.

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