Ask @The_Umbrian_Zone:

Michael, Mikhail told me a long time ago that there really is a man in the moon... is that true? He must be lonely up there ;-;

Michael: So, Night Terrors? I hear he became an essential part of the moon. Remiel told me so.
Remiel: *I snort, clearly I have heard of the joke and totally used this to misinform Michael who has been trying to actually find Nights on the moon*
Michael: What's so funny? What's the joke?
Gabriel: Um, Michael....I think Remiel said that as a joke.
Michael: W-what!? You mean to tell me I wasted my time being on that moon!?

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Thoughts on the different types of Nephilim, the original Nephilim, Nephilel, Nophalam and Nafalam

Prometheus: Most savages but Nafalam are alright.
Faustus: EXCUSE ME!? I AM A NOPHALEM.
Prometheus: Take no offence to that. I make an exception for you, as you can tell.
Faustus: STILL, WHAT THE HELL MAN!?
Prometheus: Faustus please, indoor voices.
Epimetheus: I like nephilims, nephellels and nophalems the most. Nafalams are too good for me. They have wild hunter spirits but dunno, they need to do more chaos and then I'll feel better about them.

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+54 answers in: “To Mildred and Perseus: Are you like dating or something? >w>”

Well that's neat I suppose. Do most of you try and live human-like lives though

Gadreel: I think I do. Personally. I don't know about the others.
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Mikhail: TT-TT -thinking how I'll go back home with Relm furious with me-
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Melech: Who's a cute kitten!? You are !!!!! Oh!!! So cute!!!! Oh my god! Ohhh!!!!!! Lord!!!!! -Has a cute gasm-
Cats: - Literally these cats have a whole section in his mansion, all dedicated to goddamn cats-
Faustus: -Rolls his eyes and go backstairs-
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Azazel: -Grumpy as f-
Harem: Are you alright?
Azazel: Remember that girl I spoke to y'all about?
Harem: Yes? What about that woman?
Azazel: SHE IS A STUPID B-TCH!!!
Harem: :( Oh no...please our precious king, do vent to us all you want.
Azazel: YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS..-Begins to vent-
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Ba'al: - Sitting down with my legs crossed inside a bar, drinking whiskey. Just reading the human newspaper and see what garbage they have made today-
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Asmodeus: I don't feel like doing &***&&((@#
Lilith: >:/ You promised we could @##@(#*@ its always like this with you, DO YOU HATE ME?
Mariam: -Sees them fighting and sighs. Walks away- Why the hell did I even come home for?
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Berith: -Sobbing-
Damascus: grandmother, please...
Vorigan: You are beautiful, there's no one else like you.
Berith: -Sobs harder-
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Verrine: >_> -Is doing fortune telling bussinesses-
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Astaroth: -Sleeping my bum off inside of my ship in the middle of the ocean- <3
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Memoria: -In my own realm, doing my own things-
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+4 answers in: “y'all have lives outside of the Hierachy!? I didn't know that!”

He is Yandere for her, but Nova is single, though she clearly likes you two, platonically, romantically I suppose only she knows

Virgil: Still, I would never want to make a guy sad nor start a fight over...a lady. Already have enough with that QUINN.
Ein: UGHHH ~Growls just thinking about that mother fvcker~

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+7 answers in: “Nova's not hot, she's blushing because she finds it sweet that you guys care about her safety. But there's a jealous jester about so be careful.”

https://youtu.be/iRg0vm_9Ggs

Hakan: What the hell is that!?
Atlas: A very fabulous person. I think you should practice. You have heels with the bunny suit correct?
Hakan: WHAT!? I HAVE TO WEAR THOSE!?
Atlas: A true king doesn't fear mere mortal shoes.
Hakan:.....Well said!!! I will wear them!!! The tallest and sharpest!

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+1 answer in: “To Hakan: Sir, why is your chest so big? Are you hiding the secrets of the universe in there?”

is Mikhail even real?

The idea of Mikhail is
is either two things:
What Umbra desired to be or remain as
or
A deceiving light to attract others.
Heck, He named himself Mikhail. Which is a close name to Michael. Mikhail named himself after Michael to mock him. We know this was Umbra's idea. Even canonically, Mikhail is this persona or individual who acts fatherly and all knowing because....he is indeed that but if we look at it from a psychological view its obvious its a made up character to fit in with a particular group of people or world.
So technically what Mikhail is..is just a persona of Umbra who creepily enough seems to have his very own will since he gives orders and reminds the others what he needs. He's also a puppet he uses to get souls to feed upon the downside is said souls suppress him and the hierarchy damn well know this. In a way, The hierarchy keeps Umbra a prisoner
~ Admin

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+9 answers in: “Who’s umbra..?”

.... *looks at midnite, can tell he is likely an Akeldama but says nothing*

Nova
Virgil: ~Looks at Nova and smiles~
Vincent: ~Grips Midnite tighter~.........~His blood is nothing I have ever tasted before. Its amazing. So amazing my eyes have grown wider from the shock my body is feeling right now~
Midnite: ~Grinning and sees him really getting into my neck now~...................~Then I look at Nova out of curiosity and for some weird...weird....reason, I feel like I know her~...........
Ein: Nova!!!!! Hi!!!! :0

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+21 answers in: “What's a Serant bloodkin celebration?”

To Virtu and Dremm: How are you two!?

Virtu: ~Sleeping with the windows wide open at the moment~...............
Melodia: ~Crawls out from my flower shaped crib and hops up on the massive white bed decorated with flower patterns. Moves to my fathers face. Touches it~........~Begins to puff my cheeks and its the first signs of baby rage~
Virtu: ~My face twitches only for me to move it away and keep on sleeping~
Melodia: :T ~Puts my diapered round bubble butt on his face~
Virtu: ~Feels something soft and cute all over me. I open my eyes only to see Melodia being a cranky baby again~.......~Yawns~ Ohhhh heeeeeey...morning sweetie! You keep waking up earlier than me, what's up with that? ~Grins and picks her up gently~ What's wrong?
Melodia: >:T ~Is upset for being upset because babies need no reason to be upset...or maybe there is a small reason~
Virtu: You are so cute!!!!! ~Smooches your lil face~ I love you!!!!! ~Blows rasberries on her tummy~
Melodia: ~Laughs and more than likely felt lonely and wanted Virtu's attention~...........
Virtu:.......~Notices the anon~ Oh hello there...my brother is busy or well..he said he would be. Him and Michael are the busy buddies. Both always busy.
Melodia: ~Climbs Virtu's face and puts my hand through his hair~ :0 ~Pulls on it~
Virtu: Let me get up....~moves away from the bed and walks to the opened window to smell and feel the fresh air of the morning~ Ahh, so nice!
Melodia: :0 ~Became his hat~
Virtu: Baby what are you doing :0 ~Pokes her~

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Random question, but have any of you heard of or met the Slender Man? Just thought I'd ask since he's been almost everywhere

Mikhail: That's in the creepypasta world. Not here. No slenderman exists here that I know of. At least, his origins do not come from here. :O There is no such thing but if you crave tentacles, you'll find it on a lot of different creatures!
Azazel: Creepy....what? Creepypasta!? What kind of name...is that!? A pasta that is creepy!? Spaghetti!?
Melech: It doesn't matter who came up with the name but yes that's what its called. In Creepypasta various creatures exist. Most, are targeted by a lot of thirsty weirdo women who wanna hump anything that moves. I just think, some things should not be slept with.
Lilith: But those AUs though. ; )
Melech: Disgusting.
Mikhail: ^_^ Anywaysssss, Creepypasta and Umbra might be connected in ways but these are two different realms completely.
Azazel: I'm just thinking of the spaghetti meatball monster with that ridiculous name.
Berith: *Rolls my eyes* Can we move on from this topic to something more interesting? This is a goddamn joke.
Azazel: Like your entire existence?
Berith: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Azazel: You heard me b!tch.

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+21 answers in: “How do you make sure Earth knows you love her?”

*Gives Twelve anonymungus anony powers* Twelve I have granted you anonymous powers and with it, I want you to go and kiss every hierarchy guy while also harassing some of the hierarchy girls. Think you can do that?

Twelve: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Nine: Wait! Don't do that! Twelve!!!!
Six: TWELVE!!! NO!
Three: YOU IDIOT!
Twelve: TWELVE YES!!! -Poofs away with the powers blessed to me-
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Berith: -Filing my nails. Just having a tedious day, filled with more boring paperwork-
Twelve: -poofs behind her and grabs her huge breasts, honks them and rips her brahs off. Wears them on my head- ANONYMUNGUS RULES!!!!!!!!Search Results
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Berith: -Screams and touches my chest- W-WHAT WAS THAT!?
Astaroth: B-Berith! What happened to your top!?
Twelve: -Poofs Behind Astaroth and sees how extra thick he is- ewe..............oh yeah....
Astaroth: -Feels something touch and squish my butt, whatever just did that I could of sworn it just motorboated my behind- WHAT THE-!?
Melech: -Walking down the hall with Ba'al- I argue that we should take the opportunity and go the middle east to get that so-
Twelve: -Appears behind Melech and spanks him really hard, then turns him around and pulls him by his hair to my face level. Kisses him-
Melech: O______O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Ba'al: :O -pikachu faced-
Twelve: -Pushes Ba'al against the wall and whispers to him- ''Oh father I have been a bad bad sinner...I need your holy water....'' -Licks his neck-
Ba'al: WHA- O_O
Melech: YOU LITTLE DEMON!!!!!! GET OFF H-
Twelve: -Disappears-
Ba'al: -Touches his neck-..O-oh..
Melech: -My mouth is covered in Twelve's lipstick- WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?
Azazel: -Having my cat nap-
Twelve: -Poofs there and looks at him- >_>......-Pets his head and gives him a goodnight kiss. Poofs away-
Azazel: -Purrs- <3
Twelve: -Proceeds to boop Leviat's butt and honk Verrine's breasts to then throw a bunch of lewd magazines at Memoria-
Memoria: !!!!!!!!!!?
Verrine: WHAT!?
Leviat: Who did that?
Twelve: -Poofs next to Lilith-...BIG FAN LOVE YOUR STYLE
Lilith: UwU Thank you.
Asmodeus: Wait who was that...
Lilith: No one >w>
Mikhail: :O -Is fascinated by my unicorn collection- :D Oh just one more...the pink one and I'll be completed!
Twelve: -Poofs behind him- You like horses don't you :) mystical ones.....? I have something you gonna like...and its just as magical....
Mikhail: Hmm? O.O are you new here young lady? OuO
Twelve: -Pulls something out-......:)
Mikhail: OuO W-what is that in your hand?
Twelve: :) ....
Mikhail: O_O
-Minutes later-
Ba'al: -Enters inside- Mikhail! There's a crazy woman poofing around touching peo-.....M-Mikhail?
Mikhail: -Panting-....-sweating, with my clothes ripped, scratches, black lipstick everywhere and suspicious suggestive position I am in-........she didn't even use canola oil....at least...
Ba'al: O-H NOOO.....-faints-
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Twelve:-has poofed back on my bed in the rv, smoking a cigar. Covered in scratches and bruises- :).... ; )
Three: Geezus...what the hell did you do to them!? Did you get beat up or something!?
Twelve: Don't worry about it ; )

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Twelve is one of the most foul mouthed b-tches around, and I f-cking love it

Twelve: FINGER GUNS!!!!!:D
Three: Figures.
Nine: Well, that's what she is known for among the fans on our end. She loves being a dirty little lady.
Twelve: ~Attaches to nine and breathes down his neck~ So, you promised to date me......~Trails my fingers across his abs~
Nine: o_o.....☉_☉............-looks at her-
Twelve: (¬u¬) ~Wiggles my eyebrows at him~
Three: HA! GOOD LUCK DUDE!
Six: ^.^ good luck indeed! ~Thumbs up~ I'll root for you!
Nine: ~Sighs~..........Fine. This is more of a promise than anything. Completely forgot about it.
Twelve: YAY!!!!!! ~Jumps around him~ btw I'm not paying for sh-t lol you pay be a gentleman you douch b-g
Nine: -___________- yeah...yeah.

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How would you react if either of you was to die for some reason? Could you live without the other?

Epimetheus: *My eyes widen at the thought and hugs Prometheus tightly*..................Don't leave me.
Prometheus: Is just a hypothetical Epimetheus. It is interesting to think about the outcome of such! Something worth studying indeed! I shall try to create several futures for that.
Epimetheus: DON'T LEAVE ME. YOU DON'T NEED TO STUDY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Prometheus: Is just....me studying the outcome. Relax, that will never happen? -I grin- Who's the emotional baby now?
Epimetheus: *I keep hugging him tightly and becomes so sad I shrink to the size of a child*
Prometheus: Oh no. You are sad now. Epimetheus, please relax.
Epimetheus: *Remains attached to his chest*
Prometheus: Great now, I'll be walking around with a chibified brother on my chest because an anon scared him with a question. Please, Epimetheus?
Epimetheus: *Shakes head and won't let go. Will stay attached until its safe again*
Prometheus: D:

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+54 answers in: “To Mildred and Perseus: Are you like dating or something? >w>”

>_> Mikhail have you sent Michael enemy love letters before?

Mikhail: >->; Me doing that? No way!
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*Somewhere far away in the heavens*
Michael: -Is gathering every single gross and disgusting letter Mikhail has ever sent to me and sets it on holy fire- I'm going to kill that........MAN!!!!
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Mikhail: T-T -Feels them getting burned-.................. </3
Anyways, Don't know what you are talking about! OvO

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+7 answers in: “To the Hierarchy girls, except Memoria: How do you girls feel about Memoria? :O”

Heh anons, yes I like you two, you seem like good company, you haven't judged me for my appearance or halfbreed status like some people do. Not to mention you're both gentleman and it's a pleasure to be around you

Nova
Ein: Aww that's really sweet! ~Becomes a little embarrassed~ You know its funny, people are usually creeped out by us and our choice to um..look all ''dark''.
Virgil: ~Smiles at Nova happily~ I appreciate the compliment and of course. No one should just judge others for...being different. It sucks to be on that place in life. Tho, never allow people to get you down.
Ein: Yes!!! Keep your head lifted and smile! Spread those wings and fly to the sun!
Virgil: >_> She will get....burned alive if she does that.
Ein: I.....>_> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
Virgil: Oh, my bad. Fly to the moon better, its night time. Not hot and cooler.
Ein: <_______________<; (Thanks for making me look like an idiot yet again)
Virgil: -_-;;;

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+7 answers in: “Nova's not hot, she's blushing because she finds it sweet that you guys care about her safety. But there's a jealous jester about so be careful.”

Hierarchy, do you have any social media accounts? :000

Mikhail: I do! I have several actually
Azazel: The fact that you even have anything.
Mikhail: I have to promote my pies! :o
Azazel: -_- of course.
Lilith: ;D oh ho ho I have a few places alright.
Asmodeus: They are all p0rn websites. Don't ask her about it.
Lilith: Oh you party pooper >_>
Berith: Mostly fashion centered stuff. I do have a instagram. I barely use it tho.
Verrine: I only have stuff online to read tarot cards to people and astrology stuff to them.
Astaroth: I MAKE VLOGS ABOUT MY SEA ADVENTURES ON FACEBOOK AND INSTA!
Ba'al: ^_^ My church has a website.
Melech: Yes. I am part of that and (kitty related websites)
Gadreel: ewe ~Pants, I'm on p0rn hub and h3ntai haven~
Ba'al and Melech: >_> ~We both look at Gadreel. Judging his bum big time~
Leviat:.......~Blinks~............~Sweats~

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((0////0 *Ham Ham Jester was not expecting them to call me Nova's boyfriend* >///w///< *My yandere dreams have finally come true*))

B E N D Y
Virgil: You both make a lovely couple. You deserve each other.
Ein: Yes! Get married!!!! I'm sure Nova would appreciate your love, bro.
Virgil: Mmhmm!!! Wait, that's too quick Ein. You can't just tell people to get married.
Ein: I'm just assuming he loves her that MUCH OvO;
Virgil: Smh, yeah but relationships dont WORK like that. It needs time of growth.
Ein: Sorry, I have been reading too many fanfics written by Serants.
Virgil: -_-

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+7 answers in: “Nova's not hot, she's blushing because she finds it sweet that you guys care about her safety. But there's a jealous jester about so be careful.”

Nova's not hot, she's blushing because she finds it sweet that you guys care about her safety. But there's a jealous jester about so be careful.

Virgil: If he wants us to stay away we will. We don't wanna make her boyfriend angry not because we are afraid but because is his girl. I'm not the type to go around stealing people's girlfriends or women or wives. I'm not...looking for someone at the moment either. So its cool
Ein: Same here!!!! So its ok. We are all just bros in here. ^^;;; But seriously if he is jealous of her talking to anyone that could be..kinda problematic. Never smother your lover. I-...I say it from experience :')
Virgil: Aww, Ein don't think about ''that'' now.
Ein: Sorry. ~Sighs~ Wish I handled things better. Would of had ''her'' as my girlfriend if it wasn't for my stupid decisions.
Virgil: Relax, there's always a next time. ~Smiles~

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