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Goldfish,the snack that smiles back.As he watches you eat his friends and family alive, unable to scream.He can only smile as half of his body is crushed beneath your teeth.It’s the only thing left he can fight back with.You can crush his body but his smile ensures that you can not crush his spirit.

Well now I sure feel like a fucking monster when eating goldfish, thanks

Champ:Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it. Brick :Oh, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Jfc brick

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl. The psychic says, "Yes, you are." The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?" The psychic says, "In biology class."

Ohhhhhh that's fucked up

Did you know that .99999999999(all the way to infinity) is equal to one? Here's how you solve that: what is 3 times one third? it's one! well, what is .333333(to infinity) times 3? well....it's .999999(to infinity). and, one third is equal to .3333(to infinity). so yeah. Math's a bitch.

Wow. Fuck math

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